Fail- Sine wakeboards

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

this makes me lol
http://www.alliancewake.com/video_details.php?id=4795&page=1

i mean the girls are hot
but this is sooooooo stupid

lol@the chick welding the rocker
might as well have been Paris smearing a thickburger on the boards

mr.foonis · Posted: May 29, 2009 12:07 pm Post subject:

hahaha sooo pointless

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 29, 2009 12:10 pm Post subject:

that last part looked like some1 was taking a giant piss on that girl.... That was an AWFUL commercial
how did that even test the durability? some hot ass b1tchs drilling and hitting there boards with hammers? Scientific... now we know that if we buy a SINE wakeboard we can let our dumb girl friends around them with hammers saws and drills and know that the wakeboard will STILL BREAK. ???? im so confused.. .wakeboarding is so effin gay.

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

I can't believe I'm reading this. Would you guys prefer to see the owner of the company on video claiming this or that about how they have the best pop and the softest landing? I certainly wouldn't. Because, well, boobies.

And to rid this thread of the ghey, here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?index=8&playnext_from=PL&feature=PlayList&p=4B3B5C3DF38451F1&v=DdLmyMUjXAM&playnext=1

ride5 · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Oct 2003 Posts: 325 City: san jo

now we know where they got the idea. haha that some funny shizzle...

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

<3 boobies

Steven M · Posted: May 29, 2009 2:33 pm Post subject:

If you guys watched the video and are complaining you are ghey. It was hot chicks breaking shizzle. Who cares.

Like tophat said, <3 boobies.

-scuba

yookyle · Backside 180 Joined: 15 Jan 2009 Posts: 1002 City: Reno

i enjoyed it..............

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 29, 2009 5:56 pm Post subject:

i thought it was a lame wakeboard commerical. Good power tool commerical, just not wakeboard..

Evan71 · Posted: May 29, 2009 6:21 pm Post subject:

gooddddddddd!!!!!!!

boards look really sick too, for a wakeboard

Montgomery · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 Posts: 976 City: Rogers

hmmmm I kinda wanna pee on my g/f now Wink

You gotta have respect for a wakeboard co. that's not afraid to show a little nipple Very Happy

. I just hope they don't make a video aimed towards the female wakeboarders eeewww I'd hate to see dongs flopping all over the boards and . . . . . . well I don't really wanna talk about this anymore

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

If you look at their website under technology I dont think they even know what they are building the boards out of?????

If their marketing video is any indication, I would imagine there is a lot of silicone involved.

http://www.sinewakeboards.com/technology.html

flixmaster · Site Admin Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 828 City: Austin

that was a wakeboard commercial? I did not see any wakeboards in that clip. Smile

brassmonkey · Posted: May 30, 2009 1:33 am Post subject:

I should start taking dumps in boxes and have hot naked girls dance around with them and drill holes and smash stuff and continue my quest of never working again.

yookyle · Backside 180 Joined: 15 Jan 2009 Posts: 1002 City: Reno

to show the durablity of a board a chick saws it in half?

dylo · Posted: May 30, 2009 2:28 am Post subject:

are you guys serious? did that not get your attention? i watched that whole thing and enjoyed it. they aren't really testing durabilty, it's an advertisement FFS

slightly_soaked · Posted: May 30, 2009 8:24 am Post subject:

i pretty much loved it Smash

mr robotto · Backside 180 Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 1052

I don't understand you guys... they could do what every other company does and be like "our Hybrid flex rocks because of this bla bla bla" and have some random guy tell you why.
OR you could watch a bunch of really hot girls.

And they must be doing something right if the wakeboard commercial made it to a wakeskate website Rolling Eyes

--marketing success?

Montgomery · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 Posts: 976 City: Rogers

Boobs FTW ? ? ?

GnarShredd · Backside 180 Joined: 24 Jan 2009 Posts: 1529 City: Seattle