Pick up lines

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

post what you got.......

how much does a polar bear weigh??????????enough to break the ice, hi im brian.

lhsxc22 · Pop Shuvit Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 145 City: Elgin

hi, my name is spaulding, youve probably played with my balls before

wilson works too

andy ross · Posted: May 10, 2005 7:41 pm Post subject:

im no fred flintsone but i can make your bedrock

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

quick someone!! call the cops....cause u just stole my heart baby

lhsxc22 · Pop Shuvit Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 145 City: Elgin

lets go fcuk like wild boars

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

My lips are registered weapons

do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come."

If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public..

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

Excuse me, have I fizzle you yet?

Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist

chickity china the chinese chicken me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one.

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of thepenis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

Thats enough for now Laughing

frawley · Posted: May 10, 2005 8:00 pm Post subject:

buy me a drink, BlTCH!

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 10, 2005 8:00 pm Post subject:

hey nice shoes, wanna fvck?

guy: hey wanna come over, order a pizza, watch a movie, have some sex?
girl: EW NO!,
guy: what u dont like pizza?

gate-rider · Backside 180 Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 550

1. Wow i was jsut walking by to realize that youre eyes are the color of my Porsche

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you want to see something swell?

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? .......Not in my case

You make my software turn to hardware!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

(Used while you and a male friend wear a bib. Walk up and stare at breasts) Ma ma!

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

Tickle your pusy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather."

Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?

trip133riderz · Faceplant Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 26 City: Casper

wana play army men il lay down and u can blow the he** out of me

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

trip133riderz, Laughing

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 10, 2005 8:40 pm Post subject:

hey.. this isnt where i parked my car!

nick · Posted: May 10, 2005 9:05 pm Post subject:

To chick you've never met or seen before: "Grab your coat, we're leaving"

washboarder · Faceplant Joined: 30 Mar 2005 Posts: 13 City: delta

hahaha how do people think of those

Slyder · Posted: May 10, 2005 9:26 pm Post subject:

*throw sugar packet onto table in front of girl* and say "Excuse me but you dropped your name tag."

lhsxc22 · Pop Shuvit Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 145 City: Elgin

do you know what fizzles like a tiger and winks?.....*wink*

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

act like your walking by a girl and then stop and double take back. .
"are you fvcking kidding me right now?. . . . . . . .your that hott???" I swear it works dont ask me how it does I cannot explain it so help me god

DRAGON88 · Dragoon Joined: 01 May 2004 Posts: 1020 City: Portland

I'll throw out my original line, unlike all you wack foo's throwing out played out lines. Laughing

"If you were a bag 'o chips at the deli, I'd pick you up." Trust me fellas the ladies will love it.

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

yeah or. . . . "if you werea booger Id pick you". . . Shocked