99% of the universe is goth.

Morphine · Backside 180 Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 1207 City: 706omg

http://www.mk-magazine.com/news/archives/001567.php

Thought you guys might like this. I'm CATHOLIC and I match up to 21 of them. My favorite is "eats goth related food such as count dracula cereal".

You might be a goth if you love Count Chocula.

HighRida · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:07 pm Post subject:

Looks like I need to get down to my local mental health care center ASAP!

Trey · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:11 pm Post subject:

I am offended. I participate in both the cult-like religions of Hinduism and Buddhism. Oh, and I watch cable TV, an un-wholesome activity. JK Wink

On a serious note, I would say that the authors of these guidelines are involved in the type of thinking that is just as dangerous, if not more, than the the "goth" behaviors they are suggesting.

I'm not saying goth is cool, but the people who made this list are clearly ignorant, they blew their credibility by calling ancient and legit religions that billions of people follow, "Cult-like" IMO. Confused

HighRida · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:13 pm Post subject:

Trey, you typed what I was too lazy to.

Trey · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:15 pm Post subject:

Ya, Sh*t like that rubs me wrong, had to rant a lil' Wink

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

I love the one you are goth if you masturbate.

HighRida · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:17 pm Post subject:

and that when teens want alone time, they are actually speaking to the devil. Rolling Eyes

Morphine · Backside 180 Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 1207 City: 706omg

Trey, St. Mary's church, the people who wrote this, is a premier Catholic school and church in Annapolis. I'd like to vouch that not all Catholics are like that. Thanks.

If you get bored you are goth.

Trey · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:18 pm Post subject:

Or , how bout "expresses an interest in sex" Effit, I'm the super goth!! Evil or Very Mad

Trey · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:26 pm Post subject:

Morphine, Oh man, I know. I've been around long enough to know that. But I still maintain that the authors could have worded that a little better to not come off as so ridiculous. It all comes down to the parent anyway, kids are gonna experiment, its up to the parents to give them the sensibility early enough to survive through all the bullsh** Cool

Trey · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:38 pm Post subject:

hey, why are my two posts the same 29? Surprised

Trey · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:39 pm Post subject:

nevermind, now its 30! Neutral

HighRida · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:40 pm Post subject:

The posts counter/profile shows a persons current status no matter how old the post.

Trey · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:40 pm Post subject:

Doh!!!

Effit!!!

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

Trey · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:51 pm Post subject:

jboss, that's my point bro, you don't have to be any certain religion, race, etc to make ignorant and uneducated/uncalculated statements! They may as well add to the list: "expresses an interest in eating" Smash

HighRida · Posted: May 04, 2005 9:53 pm Post subject:

You're not to far off, they did list : "excessive eating"

Morphine · Backside 180 Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 1207 City: 706omg

and eating goth foods

TYLER** · Posted: May 04, 2005 10:14 pm Post subject:

wow it wont let me copy and paste but yeah

drinks blood???

watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources(ask a church for proper programs that your child may watch

plays video games that contain violence or role-playing activities

USES THE INTERNET EXCESSIVELY AND FREQUENTLY MAKES TIME FOR THE COMPUTER(were all so screwed just from this sight)

violently shakes head to music

dances to music in a provocative manner

expresses an interest in sex

masturbates

these were all grouped together and just by using these 99% of americans would be goth

scottyb · Posted: May 05, 2005 6:03 am Post subject:

thats not gothic, but at my school more than half are goth...kinda scary