Letter From Santa

[Grouch]

Dear Friends,

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been
good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make
some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from
fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked
up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing
weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling
birds,3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me
up to my sled runners in bird sh ! t. On top of all this, Mrs.Claus is going
through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.


Maybe next year I will be able to get my sh ! t together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone.

Love,
Santa

[Zack]

yea yea

[Morphine]

Baha nice letter.

[PIRATE]

lmao

[nick]

[Greg T]

thats kinda long

is it worth reading?

[idontwakeskate]

it actually is. skipped it a few times scared of length. but it made me crack a smile.

[Greg T]

ahh

fairly good comedy

its worth a read.

[seven11dmd]

most things grouch posts are worth reading

[bevan]

worth a read, not worth typing
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[BillyOLDS]

sabta sits on a sliegh of lies!

[CABLERIDER]

headhuntermx4,

[-=AlexXx=-]

that was worth a small giggle.

[1337wKsk8r]

"This year I suggest you get your asses down to Wal-Mart before everything is gone. " HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i couldnt stop laughing, ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[skatethewake247]

do you have time to do nething but type on wakeskting.com? haha jp