If Wakeskating.com was a high school.....

bevan · Posted: Dec 09, 2004 3:54 am Post subject:

i think i would be the exchange student, a cool one that actually speaks english. haha exchange students are cool
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Fredrick_Eisenhauer · Posted: Dec 09, 2004 10:26 am Post subject:

And Peterinsano would be the guy all the older students talked about that the newbies didn't know.

nick · Posted: Dec 09, 2004 6:25 pm Post subject:

I wish he was still here Neutral

kinda... he didn't like me.

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

and mr. miyagi would be the weird teacher that everybody just thinks is weird

nick · Posted: Dec 09, 2004 6:43 pm Post subject:

haha ya

parky · Kickflip Joined: 04 Oct 2004 Posts: 3193

students sans- your homework is to find enlightenment and learn to wax your car... repeat after me wax on wax off...

wax on wax off Laughing

Bestleft4dead · Pop Shuvit Joined: 09 Oct 2004 Posts: 221 City: Clermont

id be the new kid

Fredrick_Eisenhauer · Posted: Dec 09, 2004 10:21 pm Post subject:

He did come back for a bit... after he rolled his golf cart.

seven11dmd · Posted: Dec 10, 2004 12:54 am Post subject:

id be the one with the giant squrrel balls....wait...crap

Frye · Guest Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 3335

i do beleive thats a sloth

BillyOLDS · Posted: Dec 10, 2004 12:55 pm Post subject:

lmao, this is a great thread

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

non-sense it's a testicularly enhanced racoon

Fredrick_Eisenhauer · Posted: Dec 10, 2004 10:50 pm Post subject:

No. Frye is right it is a sloth.

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

When I lived in Japan, these were everywhere. They are called "Tanuki" -

"Tanuki is most often depicted with a big round tummy, gigantic testicles, a flask of sake, a promissory note, and a straw hat. "

"TANUKI, ODANUKI, MUJINA
Magical Racoon-like Dog with Shape-Shifting Powers
Modern-Day God of Gluttony, Boozing, and Restauranteurs "

What About Those Big Testicles?
A curious and defining characteristic of Tanuki is its gigantic testes. According to some legends, the testicles / scrotum can be stretched to the size of eight tatami mats. Others point to the word Senjojiki (the space of 1,000 tatami mats) as an indication of the Tanuki's testes size. Called Kin-tama (Golden Balls) in Japanese, the testes are supposedly symbols of good luck rather than overt sexual symbols (the Japanese are more tolerant of low humor than most Western nations). In the movie Heisei Tanuki Gassen Ponpoko (see below), the Tanuki stretches out its scrotum as a parachute in a desperate suicide attack. In other Tanuki folklore, the Tanuki uses the testes as an impromptu drum, beating out the "ponpoko" sound (no pun intended).

In biological terms, the Tanuki's large "golden balls" are a true depiction of the real-life Tanuki. According to evolutionary biologists, the Tanuki's scrotum is large because of fierce competition among Tanuki males for females. Phrased differently, Tanuki copulate frequently, and those Tanuki with larger testes size have a greater chance of getting their genes into the next generation. The same is true in the world of chimpanzees.

Frye · Guest Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 3335

you have WAY to much free time

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

i guess u learn something new everyday........i guess

bevan · Posted: Dec 10, 2004 11:27 pm Post subject:

hahahahahaha
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jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

No I just really like Tanuki! They are tricksters who can play drums with their balls.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

how would that thing walk without tripping??

GWC · Posted: Dec 11, 2004 12:03 am Post subject:

that is some funny stuff... who comes up with this crap?