Very Important Message ... everyone please read this!

PIRATE · Guest

qweiop, dude why dont you just get a hold of nbc or who ever? seriously i think that your lying about all this and you have some seriouse altierer (spelling ?) motives. just as long as you stick with skateboarding everything is cool, but OUR SPORT IS NOT FOR SALE !!!!!!!!!!! so dont get any funny ideas, if your looking for the NEXT BIG THING then go to the wakeboarding websight those guys are SELL OUTS ! Twisted Evil

Good luck w/ your search for the temple of sellout skate shows XOXO -PIRATE

PIRATE · Guest

are you on crack posting your adress on the internett? wtf were you thinking, hey dude i have the tapes post your phone # and ill tell you where to meet me Laughing

b1nkz4trac · Posted: Dec 06, 2004 5:40 pm Post subject:

gweiop u relle need to get laid bigtime Mr T

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

Dude! You rock!

This is either an experiment for your first year (Freshman) Sociology Class, or you are a very clever reverse-spammer trying to get people to send you mail, or you are honestly just some dude who really wants to see a TV show and you have employed some desperate measures to met your goal.

Regardless of which of the above you are, I applaud your efforts. I just can’t figure out why there is such a sense of urgency????

My advice …. be careful not to fall over the lunatic fringe!!!!

Matt_French · Guest

I have a very important message as well...everyone please read this!!!

I am desperately seeking all of your help...I need a tape recording of episode 8 of season three of the hit T.V. show "Blossum." Why you ask?...because it was the only television program that my parents would let me watch as a small child growing up in persia. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

So you see...that is why i must have a copy of this episode of Blossum.

PIRATE · Guest

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Dec 06, 2004 5:57 pm Post subject:

Matt_French, wow that has to be one for the funniest things ive heard in a while LOL

qweiop i know there has to be sumpin more then u just wanting to see the episodes... i mena come on man u think we are idiots, y in gods name would u wanna see the boring stupid commerials or the never ending credits... i mean dude.. wtf, just tell us y u really want to see them and cut the bull shizzle about how u like the drama and the plot... LOL thats the stupidest thing ive heard in ages... if u love the sport of skateboarding go buy some skate films...or pirate them off in the interent. There has to be some other reason, u know way to much about when the show aired like.. the exact date and stuff, others have asked u already about y u wanna see the comericals and credits so bad, and u still have yet to answer that so how about u answer them... and by the way how old are you? I know u have some other reason and i am dieing to know so just tell us all please, cut the crap.

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

My friend,

I hope that you find what you seek. I cannot help you, for I have never seen your show nor do I know anyone who has.

I am commenting on this thread because I find it Fascinating!!!

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Dec 06, 2004 6:07 pm Post subject:

jonnyUTAH, ......

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

..... Yes????!!!!

Yo..... I just find David L. Lumpkins (and his request) to be very complex and mysterious. I'm puzzled.

Can he really just "cut the crap" and get straight to the point?

Matt_French · Guest

jonnyUTAH....

- Would you consider "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" a bible of sorts?...
- Do you believe in magic dragons named Puff who live by the sea?...
- Do you often find yourself having internal mental debates over who is better looking...rush limbaugh or edna krabappel

Do any of these things sound familiar?...cause you are making as much sense as a poem by Gertrude Stein

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Dec 06, 2004 7:14 pm Post subject:

Matt_French, where do u get this stuff man u are halarious holy crap! ur my new hero.

BillyOLDS · Posted: Dec 06, 2004 7:20 pm Post subject:

sorry dave.

qweiop, i still dont get wat u want with the commercials

qweiop · Faceplant Joined: 06 Dec 2004 Posts: 11 City: Boston

I'm not talking crap! I want NBC's "SK8", it's a show that I want to see, whether you guys like it or not, I'm hoping to find someone who has the commercials because I crave for teen-oriented commercials, and I think that it's 12,748 times better than a regular skateboarding video.

If I cannot find anyone who has the original commercials, then that's okay too. I don't mind. I realize that people who record any TV show like to save time on their tapes by eliminating commercials. But listen up folks, I never talk trash. What I say is what I mean. Period. I am dead serious about everything. I want "SK8" on NBC, and nothing else!

By the way, I'm 24 years old.

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

Oh my god this guy is halarious he sounds like some corporate guy trying to talk our lingo and making it seem like he was into this show this makes me laugh so hard.

satori* · Posted: Dec 06, 2004 8:13 pm Post subject:

Matt_French · Guest

tears of mirth roll down my colorful cheeks...thanks for a good laugh bud.

Greg T · Skeezer Joined: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 2448 City: ohio

man i hope he is joking.

this is very pathetic

s34n · Posted: Dec 06, 2004 8:27 pm Post subject:

this has got to be the funniest thread i ever read. And skate is an absolutely horrible show... somehow I think there's more to this than some nerd who doesnt skate, wanting a below-par tv show...[/quote]

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

Matt!

Yes!!! I love Douglas Adams, and I want to get the words "Don't Panic" tattooed backwards across my chest so that when I look into the mirror I never forget the Universe's most important advice. Honest!

Personally, I believe that if the author of this thread were to look into the Total Perspective Vortex, he would shrug his shoulders and say "big deal! All I want to see is Sk8er TV!!!"