as this line been used?

epicdv8 · Ollie Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 55 City: mango

"why dont u come out tomorrow, and ill show you how to ride the wood".... i just told that to a girl today not even thinking. its a great line!

or maybe, come ride my wood babe?

or perhaps, take a ride on my 42 inch piece of bark slong, you nasty ass fupa!

epicdv8 · Ollie Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 55 City: mango

i dont know where my H went in topic title.

but heres one

ill let you ride my wood and by wood i mean wakeskate and by wakeskate i mean my penis Shocked

haah ok im done

rukusrider103 · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Feb 2004 Posts: 961

epicdv8, dont worry your girl allready knows how to ride, she came with me today and did lipslides on my 41 inches or wet rock hard wo-.durasurf? ok dont work for me.

greg van wagnen · Posted: Dec 03, 2004 1:33 am Post subject:

how about..............want to come wakeboard and have sex and shes like eww no and then your like o so you dont like to wakeboard.

get it like she wants the sex but not the wakeboarding, ha that one sucks but im not hitting the delete button mother f*ckers you just have to read it and go wow that sucked

or how about...........ill bet you $20 you cant make me cum in your mouth and shell suck your d*ck and then when you do just be like, damn you won, heres your $20

ya that has nothing to do with wakeskating

how about..................do you prefer wood or my d*ck and then when she says my d*ck your like ewww you have a d*ck and then you go o i get it you want to f*ck

now that ones real real bad

how about...........you look like i need a drink

now that ones good, if you dont like that you need to get the f*ck outa here

the best one i have heard for meeting a famous person..........you dont know me but i'v seen you on tv before

ok im way off topic now, if you actualy read this far i am sorry for wasting your time

iloveareed · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Posts: 430 City: ATHENS

maha

you boys are terrible. gaurantee no girl woudl wnat to have sex with you and or do lipsides on your effing wood if you used those. which i know you woundlt.

silly gooses

lhsxc22 · Pop Shuvit Joined: 26 Aug 2004 Posts: 145 City: Elgin

hahaha...lipslides...never would of ever thought of that...seriously

iloveareed · Frontside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2004 Posts: 430 City: ATHENS

ryan said it first

i neevr woulda thought of it either

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Dec 03, 2004 7:13 pm Post subject:

HAHA lipslide just got it... lol greg van wagnen, wow.. way off topic but that was good, heres 2 lines i like

1. Hey is thats skirt felt?...... then the chick says no... and u say well do u want it to be? HA,

2. Hey! nice shoes..... wanna chickity china the chinese chicken?

good shiz.