The WS.com Ship Thread

[GnarShredd]

POPTART, I know you said winches. but i said TRAILER HITCHES. We could hang DOZENs of winches and not only would it be difficult to get them down, it would look ridiculous too!

But for real, we'd also need an editing bay with dvd burners so we can edit videos on the fly and send them to shops via trained condors.

[Steven M]

Found one place we can visit.

[POPTART]

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Wakeskating pirates we

So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Wakeskating pirates we

We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Wakeskating pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your jerk
And feed it to a croc
Wakeskating pirates we

Wakeskating pirates we
Wakeskating pirates we

[ShutItDown]

A Craigslist masseuse to give massages with happy endings.

Room with adjustable gravity for tricks.

A wakeskate specific flowrider so we can learn to kick flip so fast only computers can see them.

[GnarShredd]

Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......


Funyuns.

[POPTART]

if he aint back in 15 we're calling domino's