Black Testicles.....

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

Black Testicles.....
Black Testicles.....

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.' He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?' Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his ***** in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......

' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'
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-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Sep 20, 2009 9:29 am Post subject:

hahah yessssss

wakeboarding · Pop Shuvit Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Posts: 162

Hahaha! Nice one! Laughing

bjr · Posted: Sep 20, 2009 2:46 pm Post subject:

ha, great.

941_swampweed · Pop Shuvit Joined: 18 Jul 2008 Posts: 191 City: 941

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

joel · Backside 180 Joined: 20 Apr 2008 Posts: 747 City: ORLANDO

haha, I should show that to my patient care tech teacher.