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Grouch
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Bush vs Obama
Bush's Pitch
1. 2-Seam Fastball. Will cut down-and away. The typical strikeout pitch.
2. Power-T position before the throw. Generates hip drive for max. velocity.
3. Eyes on the target.
4. Pitching hand cocked back so batter can’t see ball during delivery.
5. Business slacks. He ain’t here to play, hes gonna break the catchers hand.
ASSESMENT
Strike three – batter looking. Fastball looked inside coming towards plate then broke away on the inside corner.
Obama's Pitch
1. Palm ball. Comes in slow and doesn't move.
2. No Power-T. Right hand hanging down towards dirt.
3. Eyes and mouth show fear that a batter will actually be in there to knock it 603 feet..
4. Pitching hand open so batter can see ball during delivery.
5. Blue jeans? When they asked him to throw out the first pitch he wrote a speech.
ASSESMENT
This ball will be hit so far it will need a flight attendant.
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Grouch
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mergeleft3
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Ha! 
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-=AlexXx=-
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| Posted: Aug 03, 2009 10:18 am Post subject: |
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| made my morning, oh that was great. obama needs to do some squats.
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integrity640
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sparrow.2
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| Posted: Aug 04, 2009 8:22 am Post subject: |
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I am not american but I'd rather have a president who's good at politics than one who is really good at playing with balls...
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RxSkater
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sparrow.2, hahahaha; thats probably photoshopped but still amazing
FVCK BUSH
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-=AlexXx=-
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sparrow.2, .....good point.. 
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Mr. Top Hat
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| i think i have that same phone. it scares the shizzle outa me anytime it rings
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sparrow.2
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| Posted: Aug 04, 2009 10:54 am Post subject: |
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| -=AlexXx=- wrote: | sparrow.2, .....good point..
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Suppose politicians in general aren't that clever now that most of what they do in public is geared toward PR anyway
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t-rex
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-=AlexXx=-, lololololololololol
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DIRK
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sparrow.2, someone did a bad job photoshopping that
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