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taku Kickflip


Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2868 City: Central FL
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Posted: Jul 31, 2009 2:41 pm Post subject: Text a girl and ask her: |
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"When you gonna let me tap that?" and then post the responses on ws.com
These guys got some awesome responses:
http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636
Me: Hey Babes, Can you let me ask you something?
Her: Sure..?
Me: When you gonna let me get a knock at that *****?
Her: Shane... Your my first blood cousin... Our parents are siblings.
Me: Oh, you didn't answer the question _________________ chance favors the prepared mind |
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burn Backside 180

Joined: 25 Jun 2008 Posts: 1539 City: armpit of tx
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Posted: Jul 31, 2009 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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wow man, that sounds a little like inbreeding to me. lol _________________ Peace through firepower!! |
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taku Kickflip


Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2868 City: Central FL
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Posted: Jul 31, 2009 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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a little? lol
me: yo when you gonna let me tap dat ***
her: who is this?
me: (name)
her: i dont know you??
me: i don't know you either. probably got your number at a party or something
me: sooooooo?
her: no
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Me: "Hey whats up?"
Her: "Lol, I haven't seen you since middle school haha nothing really, u?
Me: "I've got a question to ask you"
Her: "and...what is it?"
Me: "You gonna let me tap that?"
Her: "You pig, now I remembered why we stopped talking. >:0"
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burn Backside 180

Joined: 25 Jun 2008 Posts: 1539 City: armpit of tx
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Posted: Jul 31, 2009 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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taku, hahahahahaha  _________________ Peace through firepower!! |
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Chad H Backside 180


Joined: 01 Jan 2006 Posts: 547 City: Huntsville/Auburn
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Posted: Jul 31, 2009 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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We did this on the BMW site i'm part of. Except you had to text a girl, "It's not gonna suck itself"
I tried the "When you gonna let me tap that" and I was a bit late
Me:When you gonna let me tap that
Her: Last night _________________ wake____ing=love/life |
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-=AlexXx=- Pillage & Plunder

Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 17488 City: yes
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 1:15 am Post subject: |
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Brilliant idea!
Since i dont have text messaging... im going to have to wait till i get home to use my g/fs phone... then get old girls numbers outa my phone hopefully that dont have her number to make this work.... but ill post responses. |
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Chad H Backside 180


Joined: 01 Jan 2006 Posts: 547 City: Huntsville/Auburn
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 1:27 am Post subject: |
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Me:When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: This is jerome. Don't talk to my girlfriend. I'm the one tapping that and she is mine.
 _________________ wake____ing=love/life |
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dirtysouthwakeskate Ollie

Joined: 02 Jul 2009 Posts: 58
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 5:43 am Post subject: |
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me to my gf- when you gonna let me tap that?
my gf- not tonight ive got a friend staying over.
me - il be over in 10 mins.
followed by a phone call from my gf saying if i come over il be on the couch on my own, so unfair!! _________________ The views and opinions expressed here are mine and im well aware that your views and oppinions may not be the same as mine but thats the diffrence between you and me.
http://www.dirtysouthswakeskateadventures.blogspot.com/ |
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edrex Backside 180


Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 1020 City: NorCal
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 10:04 am Post subject: |
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dirtysouthwakeskate, you realize girls refer to their female friends as "girlfriends", right? _________________
| Jabbawokki wrote: | | I thought that was a NorCal video...I guess their not the only ones that wear their trunks over their wetsuits. |
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wakeboarding Pop Shuvit

Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Posts: 162
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Nice concept, at least you have to wait for the answer it's either yes, no or no reply at all. I have to try this!  _________________ Wakeskating Gear | Slingshot RPM | Slingshot Fuel |
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RxSkater Backside 180

Joined: 23 Jan 2008 Posts: 1560 City: Satellite Beach/ Orlando
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 10:46 am Post subject: |
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u guys have inspired me....to piss off my exgf one last time
me to my ex- Heyy whats going on, i know its been a while but think we should meet up at the beach later tonight and remeber all the good time we use to have
exgf- GO FVCK URSELF KEENAN
*i cheated on her with her best friend couple weeks after we had a "group activity"
she was a beach i was just wanting to date her friend
Thank you so much taku, for posting this it already made my day _________________ So I looked at the clock and it's twenty past four
I want to smoke a joint that lasts forever
I want to drink a beer that never goes warm
Gets you drunk with no hangover
Twice a week I'll try to stay sober
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-=AlexXx=- Pillage & Plunder

Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 17488 City: yes
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 10:49 am Post subject: |
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| edrex, hhahaahaha totally.... |
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Mr. Top Hat Dead
Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: probably not brian.
me: thats no fun
her: slut.
me: i love it when you talk dirty
her: i love it when people apologize
her: and if you wanna "tap" something all you have to do is call your ex, which im sure your comfortable with
me: so you want her to join too? |
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burn Backside 180

Joined: 25 Jun 2008 Posts: 1539 City: armpit of tx
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Top Hat,  _________________ Peace through firepower!! |
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winch4fun Backside 180


Joined: 09 Nov 2008 Posts: 647 City: Marble Falls
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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me: hey
her: hey!
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: when u want 2 ( i dont know if this was a question back or she was saying whenever i want to)
me: right now
her: i cant
me: well when and why not now
her: Time of month. after that
her again: you single yet?
me: hmm what about in the butt or some head or something (and notice how i avoid that question)
her: ur bad!
me: haha come on you know you wanna
her: ok come over. just walk in ill be in my room
me: ok : )
well guys/girls.....gotta go  _________________
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-=AlexXx=- Pillage & Plunder

Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 17488 City: yes
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Top Hat, epic
winch4fun, epicer |
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canalskater Taco Bell Fa'Lyfe
Joined: 22 May 2005 Posts: 649
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Posted: Aug 01, 2009 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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this seemed like a really good idea until all the girls in my phone book stopped talking to me.  |
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Gnarly Dancer 42 360 flip


Joined: 21 May 2007 Posts: 5121 City: kalamazoo
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t-rex Backside 180


Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 2007 City: Denver
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Posted: Aug 02, 2009 1:21 am Post subject: |
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removed... so her name wasn't showing _________________

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burn Backside 180

Joined: 25 Jun 2008 Posts: 1539 City: armpit of tx
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Posted: Aug 02, 2009 1:27 am Post subject: |
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 _________________ Peace through firepower!! |
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