| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
Le Jalapeno
Guest
|
 Posted: Jun 11, 2009 9:10 pm Post subject: oh haugy.... |
 |
|
| haugy wrote: |  Long read
Part 1
Well it's Bonnaroo time down here in TN. Google it. It's like Woodstock but for hippies, big time. Hippies from all over the damn country come to this. So the southside of Nashville is swarming with hippies all over the place, streets, restaurants, everywhere.
I'm leaving the Lowe's today getting some things, and a pack of them approaches me.........
[hippie voice on] Heyyyy man, is there any way you might be going south towards Manchester(area near the concerts)? We've been hitchhiking for days and just need to get a little farther. [/hippie voice]
Me: I am going south, are you going to pay me?
Him: Aw man, we don't have any money, and don't you want to help out your fellow man?
LONG PAUSE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH IN HIS FACE, but enough time for evil to kick in. As I pan the parking lot.
Me: Fine, but I've got to check on an order of lumber, I'll be right out. That's my truck right there, the red one over there. When I come out, I'm driving off, with you in it or not, so you better have your butt parked in the bed.
Him: Aw man awesome, thanks, blah blah blah.
So I walk over to the lumber area and wait. I look back and they are all piled into the back of the red pickup. Now some background, most locals around here hate Bonnaroo, and hate hippies. So I'm in the lumber area, and I start dying laughing. You see, I don't drive a red truck. 
Sure enough after 5 minutes of waiting, the real owners come out. You could hear the obscenities all over the parking lot as a very annoyed man chases hippies out of his truck, all over the parking lot, yelling, and tossing their crap everywhere. It's funny enough seeing hippies confused, but scared and confused and lost was priceless.
I walk back towards my truck, and the hippie spots me, and starts cussing at me. I was laughing the whole time.
Part 2:
I go to get some food from the nearby eatery. A fast food chain that is very popular and has kids all over the place. But have to pee. So I make towards the head. I walk in the door and WHAM, a cloud of smoke that makes a fog bank look like clear skies. Yep, some damn hippies are smoking weed, in a public bathroom with kids all over the place. I pee, quickly, and head for the door.
The door closes behind me. I stop, turn around, push the door halfway open quickly, shouting "Cops cops cops!!!!"
The door closes, and all I hear is FLUSH.......FLUSH........FLUSH.......FLUSH
They finally come out, with a look like they knew someone was their to kill them. They walk out, and leave the restaurant quickly. A mom looks over to me as I'm eating, and says, "Thanks, I just wanted to kick their asses".  |
this is why I <3 wb.com |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
|
|
Steven M
2 Legit 2 Quit
Joined: 24 Feb 2004
Posts: 3638
City: Menlo Park/ Bay Area
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
nickl011
Backside 180
Joined: 30 Mar 2007
Posts: 1921
City: Frozen Northland
|
| Posted: Jun 12, 2009 9:59 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Damn haugy is awesome.
_________________
If you don't like my fire then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down.
-Ben Harper |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
scott a
"a" is for angel
Joined: 17 Feb 2004
Posts: 4126
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
T-Hawk
Backside 180
Joined: 24 Mar 2008
Posts: 1351
City: Knox Vegas
|
| Posted: Jun 12, 2009 11:31 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| dude, i've told like 4 people about this already, idk why. haha. SO funny! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
nick
Island Rat
Joined: 13 Nov 2003
Posts: 14553
City: Honokowai
|
| Posted: Jun 13, 2009 12:05 am Post subject: |
|
|
I like hippies.
_________________
√ |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
parm
Frontside 180
Joined: 22 Sep 2008
Posts: 283
City: Cedar Park
|
| Posted: Jun 13, 2009 12:12 am Post subject: |
|
|
_________________
El Tiburón Rojo |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
mojo
Backside 180
Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Posts: 2240
City: mob town
|
| Posted: Jun 13, 2009 12:15 am Post subject: |
|
|
the first one about the truck is funny. but the 2nd one is just being a goon. if you go around fiznackling with people karma will get you back. and you could have simply said no.
_________________
"I said take me to the sea, cause that is where I want to be. I said take me to the sea and let my mother bury me." Buck-0-Nine |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
scott a
"a" is for angel
Joined: 17 Feb 2004
Posts: 4126
|
| Posted: Jun 13, 2009 12:33 am Post subject: |
|
|
| mojo wrote: | | the first one about the truck is funny. but the 2nd one is just being a goon. if you go around fiznackling with people karma will get you back. and you could have simply said no. |
Just a little background- Haugy can't go take a piss without having something random happen to him. The guy means well, but he ALWAYS seems to have all sorts of weird sh*t happen to him when he's just tryin to get some damn chik-fil-a for lunch or whatever. One time his mid 80's era decomissioned cop car broke down and he sorta fixed it with duct tape on the fly. Another it was him in some awkward situation with some milf or something, and then there's this, and there was one that involved his inlaws' house and rodents and a shotgun. His new house he just bought has some weird ass issues with animals in the backyard or something. Just really WTF type stuff. The dude is awesome.
_________________
facebook.com/TheLiquidPlayground
www.integrity-wake.com |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
edrex
Backside 180
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 1020
City: NorCal
|
| Posted: Jun 13, 2009 5:47 am Post subject: |
|
|
One of my favorites is when a guy threw a lit cigarette out a truck window and he picked it up and threw it back in the truck. Then the guy in the truck, scrambling to get the cig out, hit the car in front of him.
Also, it helps that he posts pics of his hot girlfriend/now wife up for all of us too see.
_________________
| Jabbawokki wrote: | | I thought that was a NorCal video...I guess their not the only ones that wear their trunks over their wetsuits. |
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Evan71
Kickflip
Joined: 22 Aug 2006
Posts: 3045
City: Santa Barbara
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Le Jalapeno
Guest
|
| Posted: Jun 13, 2009 12:19 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| edrex wrote: | | One of my favorites is when a guy threw a lit cigarette out a truck window and he picked it up and threw it back in the truck. Then the guy in the truck, scrambling to get the cig out, hit the car in front of him. |
that one was my fav too |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
T-Hawk
Backside 180
Joined: 24 Mar 2008
Posts: 1351
City: Knox Vegas
|
| Posted: Jun 13, 2009 12:42 pm Post subject: |
|
|
edrex, omg hahahahaha!
Was this Haugy also? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
edrex
Backside 180
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 1020
City: NorCal
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Stats
Favorites
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
