ex's

BillyOLDS · Posted: Nov 20, 2008 12:00 pm Post subject: ex's

anyone got any good ones? cause all mine suck

one i wish i was still hooking up with but we arent so what ever, and the other we tried to be cool with each other, but shes a horrible drunk and sucks at life so i cut that shizzle but she wont even be normal, but one morning(the greatest one ever) i woke up next to a new chick and we had ealy morning,still drunk, love sesh. she left and i looked at my phone and another chick ive been hooking up with wanted to stop by for a quickie so thats two before noon, than the ex that sucks came over for me to fix her car, well within minutes of us in my room she was bobbing on the d. she asked if i had hooked up with anygirls the night before cause that would be gross aand of course i said no lol dumb girls and thats gross, so basically she went down on me and two other girls. its just nice to know ill always have the last laugh with her.

but yeah basically all ex's suck and i needed to vent lol

ZackFL(BRE) · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Posts: 2386 City: Tampa

all my ex's are still chill.. could still prob call anyone of them for a night Smash

BillyOLDS · Posted: Nov 20, 2008 12:03 pm Post subject:

ZackFL, how old are they? mine are 19 and 22 and the 19 year old is chiller than the older one

RxSkater · Posted: Nov 20, 2008 12:07 pm Post subject:

hahaha BillyOLDS, yea they do.... i kind of have the same story but my ex walked in when one of the girls i just hooking up with was leaving

she freaked and started yelling and roommates where home had to deal with this chick saying "I still loved u", when she broke up and cheated on me. Once u pop a girls cherry the turn into a phyco not a fun thing

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

that's why you should bang sluts and marry virgins Idea

BillyOLDS · Posted: Nov 20, 2008 12:17 pm Post subject:

RxSkater, for sure! the first girl in my story came back over to get her phone wich was in my room lol, my ex asked who she was and since i have a in room roomate, i said they hooked up lol

girls are just scared of being alone, especially my ex, i feel bad for anyone who doesnt know her cause once u cross her its over and shes a complete b!tch

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

fastgreens, exactly

BillyOLDS, its been a while since we have had a good threat about sloots

sounds like you have it figured out on how to hanled the break up booty
u just need to figure out what you want.
if you dont want to deal with the stupitity and the drama
dont answer you phone or talk to them

if you still wanna bang your ex's get ready to deal with their BS

IMHOFF · Frontside 180 Joined: 05 Nov 2008 Posts: 397 City: Orlando

BillyOLDS · Posted: Nov 20, 2008 12:41 pm Post subject:

POPTART, hahah the good ol sluts
yeah im not trying to talk to the one super crazy one at all, i was tryig to e cool with her but she cant just be cool. and now shes being a lil pro ho and its too funny.

but ive definately been on a run, girls girls girls i just hit 43 two nights ago

ZackFL(BRE) · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Posts: 2386 City: Tampa

BillyOLDS, 22 and 21. but i have high expectations in a girlfriend so i usually know before we start dating that we'll be able to hang out after i fvck everything up haha Smash

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Nov 20, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject:

thats kinda like that tucker max storey lol about how the girl was sucking some other guys d then came over to his later lol. Smash

word · Posted: Nov 20, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject:

-=AlexXx=-, if tucker max is the book im thinking about...its rad, many laughs during 2nd hour last year Smash

tjmac · Backside 180 Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 780 City: valley

my ex= BIGGEST whore ever.

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

my ex mover from Lakeland FL to Knoxville cause she thought i was going to marry her

i wish she woul d move back

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

and im watching my other ex on tv right now

she is a Vanderbilt dance team girl

and they are going to beat UT

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

Timebomb · Posted: Nov 22, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject:

Once upon a time I broke up with a crazy girl. A couple days after we broke up I was staying with one of my friends, we got hammered, ate some medicine, and smoked some pot. I can't handle smoking pot. I get all paranoid and think I'm gonna die n shizzle. Sucks. Anyway, at about 2 I pass out, at about 4 I hear what I think is someone revving the shizzle out of my car. At the time I had a 94 RX7 with full 3inch exhaust with no cats. So it was lout as hell. I walk outside all super faded off many drugs and a lot of alcohol. I see some bangin hot girl I've never met before. I was all confused as to why this hot girl was stealing my car. Well then my ex comes flying out of the driver seat of my car and pushes me. I went flying about 10 feet and busted my ass on some bushes and had to lay in the yard for a little while to regain my composure. After I get up she tells me that she listened to my voicemails and heard 2 messages from another girl calling me "baby" so she went to my house with the key that she was supposed to give back to me, and got the spare key to my car, then proceeded to drive around with her new friend to a bunch of my friends houses until she found me. That's some bullmess.

A few weeks later after she calmed down and apologized for being a psycho she came over to my house while I was napping and got all naked and in bed with me, so I had to do her there were no other options. Then I went to a party and had sex with this other chick I dated many years prior. Then a couple hours later the girl who left me the messages calling me baby showed up and we went for a canoe ride down the lake and made sweet lovin on someone unknown persons boat. She got rug burn. Good day.

masi · Posted: Nov 22, 2008 1:43 pm Post subject:

-=AlexXx=-, + Mr. Top Hat, in a forum about ex girlfriends. i need some popcorn for this one

tjmac · Backside 180 Joined: 08 Nov 2007 Posts: 780 City: valley

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

i had a hunch you would say that too