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Le Jalapeno
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 Posted: Nov 02, 2008 6:44 pm Post subject: I just got a text that made my day |
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Well my whole day was shizzle hungover and half drunk. still to this point can taste 151 on my breath (i think its just mental but still yuck)
well i'm picking breyer thorns out of my legs and arms from the night before and my phone starts buzzing. pick it up and i was happy to see that its this girl that i haven't talked to since i moved out of her area.
I went to a winter formal with her (girls ask guys thing) and a couple dates here and there, but never got in her pants, which pissed me off.
she texts me wondering what i'm doin with my life these days, and then sends this
"Nothing im watching titanic, and i realized i want a male artist to draw me naked and your the only good one i know so i think you should consider it"
and at first, i thought she was joking. but this girl is dead serious  If my car was insured i would probably be up there in a heartbeat.
anybody actually seen titanic? do they do it after he draws her?
facking righteous[/quote] |
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tjmac
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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Le Jalapeno, do it then  that FA SHO!! |
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Greg T
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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Le Jalapeno, they sure do  Hot and steamy in the back seat of some car. |
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Greg T wrote: | | Le Jalapeno, they sure do Hot and steamy in the back seat of some car. |
YEA GO NOW
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Le Jalapeno
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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I need to work on my figure drawing though..... ALOT. Because while my other art is pretty good when i actually try, my figure drawing is sub par 
she doesn't know this because i don't often draw people  |
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Tross Wakeskates
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tjmac
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Tross Wakeskates, yes. |
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RxSkater
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Tross Wakeskates wrote: | | fvck insurance just dont crash |
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So I looked at the clock and it's twenty past four
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Le Jalapeno
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Tross Wakeskates wrote: | | fvck insurance just dont crash |
Dude, 3 hour drive in a crappy blazer, where the cops are always sittin. I'd rather not take my chances just to get whimp i know i can get later. |
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cheapskate
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Tross Wakeskates wrote: | | fvck insurance just dont crash |
and fvck worrying about the drawing,,,,, I would just start drawing a stick figure as I pulled my .... out,,,,,, then.........well you know the rest....
go do werk |
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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Draw her the way dave chappelle draws that black girl when he with oprah. :p Stick person with big kahoonas and a hairy.... u know 
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Le Jalapeno
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Chrishau, i'll prolly do that just as a joke regardless
but OMFG I can only wish to draw her mom naked  soooooo hoottttt
and apparently she got her tubes tied |
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cheapskate
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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Le Jalapeno, tubes tied,,,, it wouldnt matter cause I would blow it in her face MILFS FTW
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Le Jalapeno
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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| cheapskate, /ahahaha, you are horrible. |
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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| cheapskate wrote: | | Le Jalapeno, tubes tied,,,, it wouldnt matter cause I would blow it in her face MILFS FTW |
HAHAHAHA! just made my night!!! 
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nick
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject: Re: I just got a text that made my day |
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| Le Jalapeno wrote: | | facking righteous |
That's fcking beautiful.
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Le Jalapeno
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 8:32 pm Post subject: Re: I just got a text that made my day |
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| nick wrote: | | Le Jalapeno wrote: | | facking righteous |
That's fcking beautiful. |
my choice of words or the situation?
and because i love you all, when shizzle goes down, I will post pics of the drawing (and hopefully i can snap a picture with a camera for myself)
of course for the mods i will cover up the unmentionables |
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nick
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject: |
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Le Jalapeno, The situation itself. It makes me almost wish girls didn't hate me...
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Le Jalapeno
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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nick, haha
heres a tip nick
treat a girl like dirt
she'll stick like mud |
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| Posted: Nov 02, 2008 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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nick knows how to treat women..
*cough poogina cough* |
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