My incredibly Awesome weekend ended terrible...

[POPTART]

Ok so I had to work Till 3 Saturday. Not unusual. Went out and rode the ski, came home loaded the box, a 26ft PVC pipe, and an old small john boat to flip upside down and make into a little rail, 5 shovels. a bottle of Wild Turkey, and my lights and chords, and headed to my bros for the first snowboard rail jam of the year. It rawkzored. We jammed our little hearts out. shoveled until i Broke the Handel on one of them. rode till 2:30 am and decided to call it quits. So i sleep in Sunday morning and get up around 11. Grubbed down and went to help my dad do some chores around the farm , cut some wood built a little fire to burn later in the evening. Then a few friends came over to shoot handguns , and ride dirtbikes. So about 3 hrs into riding (mind you im always smart and i wear ALL my gear!) i made a nice little loop that circled the property , did a lap on the MX track and straight back into the woods< and repeat. There is a section right behind my house thats shaped like a long wooded superpipe. and we have a skateboard style trail that snakes up and down the sides for the entire pips length . It was in this section that i went down. I had not wrecked Like this in years. .
Coming down the side of the hill (thru the bottom tranny of the pipe) i got a little squirly and lost my line, on the upslope i ran streight into a tree and got launched over the front of the bike. I fell forward uphill. Lol, had the wind knocked out of me , and My goods were caught between me and the handle bars when i flipped over the front. I almost threw up. So after a few seconds of catching my breath and a few choice words I got up and headed to put the bike up. Im starting to get my head back , but anytime you go from 25+ mph to dead stop Your kinda shakey. So i get my gear off and find a very unpleasent suprize , It seems that during this little incident. . upon impact , the man hood reagon. .. the um coin purse so to speak had been .... well ripped open a bit... not incredibly bad but enough that i had to go to the hospital.

So we get there , and i have to go thru the paperwork describing the condition of my balls , pain intensity, pretty much everyone working got to come into the room to get a good look. They gave me an ultrasound , to make sure there was no internal damage. It was aweful.

Went home drank a ton of beer , i walk funny today , everyone has a joke for me when they see me.

So thats my weekend ender--

just thought id share.

MOral- ALWAYS ALWASY wear protective gear , always ride within your limits, I could have lost a dear friend(s) due to my adrenaline adicion yesterday, so let this be a lesson to you all.

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[Mr. Top Hat]

if i ever have the opportunity where my balls rip open im so shoving like a small marble in there so i can say i have three balls

[RxSkater]

hahhahaha sorry to laugh but its a little funny
but im glad u got to keep ur boys

[-=AlexXx=-]

Dang, glad your satcual came out ok. Heel up and shred!

[POPTART]

its just something your not used to being worried about...




now i feel like i have always taken them for granted ....

I am supposed to ride in a rail jam this saturday......and i have no idea how im going to do it....doc told me getting in the water (esp "dirty"water) was no good for my situation .

[Mr. Top Hat]

what about sex? can you do that?

[POPTART]

Mr. Top Hat, nope , lol, i asked the doctor when i could be "active"

he said a few weeks, and that i would be able to tell immediately


this sucks ..... im so uncomfortable

[nickl011]

I follow some of the moral but not all. Ride it, ride it long, and ride it hard. But use protection.

[POPTART]

phuk my life.....also during wreak i slammed my toe,wich i was ignoring due to the pain in the groing. Had it looked at today, they have to remove the tonail.


when it rains it pours