Life Lessons from Mr. Top Hat

EJazzle · Posted: Sep 03, 2008 6:13 pm Post subject:

i enjoyed reading every sentence of that...

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Sep 03, 2008 7:33 pm Post subject:

All i could think about was this:

and

i do agree with some of your points, as a passafist, not all... i do agree with alot of the points about how yes America is not what it used to be... Rednecks are awsome, they dont give a eff about anything and will have your back if you provide friendship because they are dumb like that. We should be drinking more, everyone should have the disease they call "alcoholism". But you shouldnt become dependent on it... Yes its fun, yess it makes you forget, but you cant always forget what is going on in your life atm. besides some small points i enjoyed the article, and hope you write us some more. Ive always enjoyed your views on life and such. But some of your views are very hypocritical, and invalid:

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

its satire, dont take it too seriously people

lake weir ocala FL · Backside 180 Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 1241 City: Ocala

DirtyCracker, Are you drunk? There are plenty of people on here who are older than 17, probably an equal amount or a majority to those under. Just because you work construction and bust your ass doesn't mean that you can talk down to kids whose parents did something with their lives, became successful, and "spread the stoke" if you will, to their children.

P.S. The only reason I brought up your profession is that you seem to use that as a legitimate arguement as to why certain people's opinions are not valid, in your eyes, on this forum. I work as a boat detailer/mechanic, and have nothing against construction workers. Very Happy

mr robotto · Backside 180 Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 1052

lake weir ocala FL, i like how we both used "spread the stoke" in our claims against DC Smash

DirtyCracker · Guest

mr robotto, wow that hurt bro. im crying on the inside. this is a forum? wow no way thought this was real life. im actually a big pretty big deal

lake weir ocala FL, what does my job and or parents have anything to do with any of this. all i said was that their are kids on here that know nothing other then thier lives....

JAM · Backside 180 Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 604 City: nOtown

there is only a hand full of true good people left floating around this city

daniel · Back Big Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 3669 City: Duncan

dylo · Posted: Sep 04, 2008 3:49 am Post subject:

nigerian scams are funny.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

are lessons from mr top hat like taking lessons from soy escula?

mr robotto · Backside 180 Joined: 05 May 2007 Posts: 1052

Thats why UFC is so fcking awesome.. for a few minutes there's no rules and two guys are beating the shizzle out of each other... Sucks they tap out for chokes, but trust me you wouldn't want to get your elbow broken via armbar or shoulder broken via a kimura

DirtyCracker · Guest

mr robotto, sometimes in real life there are moments when u are laying on the ground gasping for air wondering if your going to ever see the light of day again. UFC has officials and has rules. But there will be times in your life when you basically feel like there is no one in this world.

I got jumped in high school by basically 4 full grown men because i fought their so called friend. Basically it was late out in the woods at a party and i was going home. Out of no where these guys came up and grabbed me threw me against my truck and basically left me lifeless. The worst part of all of it one of my good friends was standing there and watched it all happen but didnt say or do anything. Once it was over the guys told him to get back to the party and thats what he did. He went back to the party and never did anything didnt tell anyone. I drove myself home blood pouring out of my face and my organs smashed to pieces. I got home and stared into a mirror for about an hour before my mom found me.

sorry to rant. Basically you havent lived till you almost died by the brutal hands of anouther man

edrex · Backside 180 Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 1020 City: NorCal

BB · Backside 180 Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 1706

DirtyCracker, That is intense! You should have bit one of their ears off or taken and eye with you.

DirtyCracker · Guest

bryanbryanbb08, thats funny you brought that up. we were in the parking lot at school one day. And one of guys i hanged out with got in arguement with this kid and the kid brought a baseball out and tryed to swing on him so my buddy grabbed the bat and threw it and started to pumell this kid and they got on the ground. the kid bit his ear and bam my buddy now has 3/4 of an ear.

he got a bunch of money from the school and sued the kid also. ended up with like 200g off that.

it was all over the news 2 here in orlando

edrex, well i dont think its a defining moment but it changed alot of things and the way i see life. oh and it defiantly isnt like oh now i know how not to get in that situation.

fight club! end of story

hpdvs · Frontside 180 Joined: 05 Jan 2004 Posts: 288 City: Dallas

Stop bitching on the internet and do something about, go volunteer or join an activist group, crying on the internet doesn't do shizzle... And stop bringing up the Army, its an all volunteer army for the most part, they know what their getting into and I support them. I volunteer at homeless shelters, plant trees, and work for the Wounded Warriors project; get out and do something!

DirtyCracker · Guest

hpdvs, i support the corner crack dealers association

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

hpdvs, did i say anything about how people should help out activists? i dont think i bitched about anything you mentioned. in fact i think i talked about raping, bears, and rednecks. dont make this political, ill break a f*cking whiskey bottle over your face.