myspace hookups

The Ninja · Guest

I figured id start a thread about this.. than whoever has them can just post them here.. Very Happy

I frequently visit myspace.. I met up wiht a girl not to long ago.. first night we hung out we went bowling.. got so drunk that i left with my bowling shoes on.. and idk why.. but whenever i like make my truck all shiny.. make the 22s blingin lol it always helps get poon, everytime.. but anywyas so i somehow made it home, she wnated it bad.. and like alexxxx.. no condoms.. she was so drunk i seriously thought about getting a ziploc bag, but i figured id wait..

so the next day she says shes coming over to stay the night, which we all know what that means.. so were in my bed, and she drops the bomb.. she has a 2 yr old kid.. i mean shes 20, but still im like wtf its probably all stretched out and crap, like a tunnel.. but soon to find out i have no idea how or why seeing i know nothing about the human body, it was probbaly the tightest thing ever.. how it happened i have no idea.. so we did it pretty much all nnight...

we go to breakfast.. (which i didnt pay for hers, only mine.. also with the bowling i only paid for mine Laughing

) we hangout all day, wakeskating, stays the night again.. same thing happens..

i go to her work the next day, shes telling me how much i mean to her, she thinks im amazing etc etc, and i wudnt mind having a steady girl so i was down for it..

So i tell her im leaving for a week to go to vegas, she gets all sad.. promises me she'll be here waiting when i get back, u know all that lovey dubby shizzle/

well ive been home since sunday.. llol.. ive texted/called/myspaced..

nothing

maybe she died? idk..

But one good thing is now im talking with a girl who lives 5 houses down with a super air natique team edition... i just grab my integ and ride my dirtbike down there..

i have about 15 other myspace hook up stories.. lol.. if neones interested i dont mind sharing!

Mario C. · Posted: Jun 12, 2008 7:58 pm Post subject:

ride your dirtbike down there and go "dirtbiking", if you know what i mean. Wink

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

www.myspace.com/candisxoxo

last week, you guys' turn haha..

she's hot rich and puts out.

i'll link more later.. i dont feel like it right now lol

Gnarly Dancer 42 · 360 flip Joined: 21 May 2007 Posts: 5121 City: kalamazoo

soy escuala, she = hawtie

The Ninja · Guest

soy escuala,

ill try Laughing

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jun 12, 2008 9:39 pm Post subject:

The Ninja, Awsome story dude! Dont u hate it when u dont have a condom! LOL zipploc bag.. omg haha. Dude, awsome.

soy escuala, holy hot. where does she live. Im DTF.

kyle · Posted: Jun 12, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject:

condoms are for sailors

Soulprogression · Posted: Jun 13, 2008 12:13 am Post subject:

soy escuala, holy hot. where does she live. Im DTF.[/quote]

I didn't know guys had to clarify that? I thought it was an unspoken rule and only females were DTF or stupid bitches?

NotSoBueno · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 1806 City: SoCal

what is DTF ?

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

i guess i just suck at laying out a homepage b/c i have never hooked with a msw(myspacewhor3)

bromfutter · Posted: Jun 13, 2008 10:23 am Post subject:

dtf= down to fvck

NotSoBueno · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 1806 City: SoCal

chriscut · Backside 180 Joined: 28 Jun 2004 Posts: 2000

NotSoBueno, apparently you need to watch superbad. buy mrs bueno some tequila and watch it. Laughing

wakemitch · Posted: Jun 13, 2008 7:18 pm Post subject:

NotSoBueno · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 1806 City: SoCal

^ I didn't watch it....was too sick & fell asleep. Rolling Eyes

The Ninja · Guest

Well im starting to feel like Alexxx now haha ive been talking with this girl online for a lilttle bit.., neone who looks at my myspace can figure it out, shes always asking when we gonna chill, when u gonna teach me to wakeskate etc etc, she says shes an actor and model, has alot of money, etc etc, and looked pretty hot.. so we met up last night, and wow, probbaly one of the hottest girl ive ever hung out with in my life, seriously.. so we talked forever she tells me her parents just bought a brand new SANTE.. im like Shocked

so we ended up watching a movie, nothing happened, but it will soon!

msw FTW

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jun 14, 2008 9:40 am Post subject:

The Ninja, hell ya dude! so stoked fo ya she sounds like a keeper.

BillyOLDS · Posted: Jun 14, 2008 10:09 am Post subject:

seriously lame Confused

i guess different strokes for different folks

The Ninja · Guest

headhuntermx4,

lets go ride behind her boat, i bet we wont have to pay for gas Twisted Evil

BillyOLDS · Posted: Jun 14, 2008 2:01 pm Post subject:

alright now were talkin!

for real tho we should maybe u know like ride sometime lol it is the summer