GutterSlut

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jun 08, 2008 12:59 pm Post subject: GutterSlut

Alright so this cute girl msgs me on Myspace the other day... about 3 days ago. She wanted to meet/hang out whatever. we talked on a AIM breifly and what not... then we exchanged numbers. She called me while i was wasted 2 nights ago. We talked for a bit and then she started asking me about my sex life and stuff, asking me my fetishs.. and i was like wtf? She was being all sexual and moaning and stuff and kept telling me she wanted to fu<k and wanted me to tie her up and all kinds of kinky stuff... pretty cool. Of course as hammer jacked as i was i played along and she was loving it haha. So my inebrated self asked her to hang out 2marrow evening. I told her i would call her the next day after work.
-Side Story:
Work was awsome, i teach lil kids to wakeskate/wakeboard. I got a 10 yr old up on a skate a 6 yr old up on a wakeboard and this other lil kid kneeboarded his heart out FOREVER haha. Then after i went on a brand new X14 with the mastercraft dealership owner, he pulled me for free and then we drank beer at his place after lol Was a good day all together. Lots of riding and lots of fun for the little kids n me.

Alright ne way, that isnt really that relivent to the story, besides the face i was on the boat from about 8-4 during the day, When i got into my car and looked at my phone i had 50 some odd missed calls. I was like WHAT THE HELL? I thought it was some kind of typo. I had like 10 or so from other people, friends and such, and 40+ from this gutter slut. Lets call her GS from now on. I honestly couldnt believe my eyes that someone would call so effing much, infact while i was lookin at my phone the GS called.... i didnt answer but called back after i got some arbys. I was like hey did u call? Being sarcastic.. haha. Then shes like ya sorry i was really bored and wanted to hang out blah blah. Im tell her i gotta clean up the boat and shower and shizzle then lets do a movie. I still have not met this girl, and have only seen her myspace pics which are cute. So whatever she calls me liek 7 more times before we meet.. i just kept ignoring.

I get to the theatre first and call her she is just rolling up, shes in a brand new Audi A6.. a BAD ass car. Fast as chickity china the chinese chicken as i experiance later that night. She valet parks it and runs up and gives me a hug. We go get tickets. This beach is on me like white on rice and we litterly JUST met. It was strange... but i played along. We go to get tickets and SHE pays. AHHA i was like awsome. Then we go get some popcorn and drinks, she also pays. Score AGAIN. We get into the movie and she has her hand on my crotch faster then I could get comfortable. Movie starts and shes like ALL over me, getting my face whispering in my ear rubbing my crotch... grabbing my hand and shuving it in and around her lower regions. Shes got these tiny little shorts on her ass was practilly falling out. After like and hour of the movie shes like lets get the chickity china the chinese chicken outa here. I concur.

We leave the Movie theatre in her car and go to the beach. Get in a life guard tower.... i wont go into detail because its innapproriate. After this im sure she has fallen inlove with me, she wont stop lookin in my eyes and grabbing my chin and getting me to look at her. Im trying to make least eye contact as possible. She getting annoying and i wanna go home and drink beer. She keeps asking me what i wanna do.. and i was like you can just take me to my car, im getting tired, and im sun burned, and i keep playing that card. Trying to get her to take me home. She keeps like grabbing my hand and putting it on her legs and shizzle... and im just getting sick of it. I wanna be away from her but im in her car... She takes me to mcdonalds... of course i consume some free food haha trying not to look at her but shes going on and on about how shes so glad she took a break with her b/f to hang out with me blah blah... im like Alright well its getting late (10:30). I really gotta go to sleep and stuff. So she gets kinda pissy... and starts speeding back to the movies.... Shes curbs it liek 3 times.... swerveing in and outa 45 mph traffic... shes angry cuz im nto giving a flying fu<k about her. She drops me off, i thank her for the evening and kiss her once more and get out... shes STARES at me till i get back into my car and my reverse lights come on... I get in my car and just thank god it was over. This girl was a creeper.

I get back to the place im staying and put my phone on the charger and go to my buddys room and watch semi pro and order pizza and drink some beers. By the time i get back to my room around 2ish i have 16 missed calls on my phone and MAD instant messages on AIM and messages on Myspace telling me to answer my phone... and get online.... and shes using all these terms like.... hunny... and babe... and cutie... I blocked her on facebook/myspace/AIM. It 1:50 right now and shes called me nearly 20 times this morning. Im going to have to change my number now. chickity china the chinese chicken my life... This is my first random myspace encounter.... Anyone else have one? I know lemons could probly tell a few storys haha.

samgoskate · Posted: Jun 08, 2008 1:04 pm Post subject:

I can't believe I read that whole story, you're a pretty lucky dude. I wish some chick would pay for all that crap and then let me nail her. Wink

Calskater23 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 1795 City: FRESNO

Wow, you eat alot.

daniel · Back Big Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 3669 City: Duncan

-=AlexXx=-, hahahhaha, nice story.

that is fiznackling funny man.

lemons where you at??

CapriSunAllNatural · Posted: Jun 08, 2008 1:16 pm Post subject:

shizzle, I read that whole thing too...
I had a similar incedent, except no Myspace hook-up. and instead of being in her car, she was in my room, and wouldnt get the fck out, that was after she bit my lip so it bleed and got swollen. she was a kinky beach too... but that killed my boner.

anyways, the sluts on facebook are SLIGHTLY less crazy than the ones on myspace, so try there next time you need some ass. And start locking your doors, one of these nights you'll come back and she'll probably waiting in you room or somthing. haha

glad your alive though!

Parker · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 1731 City: Norman

you win some you lose some

JAM · Backside 180 Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 604 City: nOtown

its a myspace hook up, come on. This shizzle should be expected.

magicace · Pop Shuvit Joined: 17 Sep 2007 Posts: 180 City: houston

i had a hook up on facebook, i woke up with a fat lip (she liked to bite) and scratch marks down my back, i didnt even know about those until 3 hours later when my buddies saw them and were like WTF DUDE! but dude that story right there was awesome!

Sleeping Syndrome · Pop Shuvit Joined: 25 Apr 2008 Posts: 181 City: Austin

hahaha...i wish i had the patience to type a story that long.....the space strikes again

*Nate · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 Posts: 1230 City: Nokomis

I actually read that whole damn thing....Free movie, free food, and free sex. Come on how bad could it be

PIRATE · Kickflip Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 2651

i'm going to need some pictures....

Le Jalapeno · Guest

dude, I hate the clingy ones

masi · Posted: Jun 08, 2008 7:37 pm Post subject:

DirtyCracker · Guest

sounds like a late night porno on showtime...

Soulprogression · Posted: Jun 08, 2008 7:56 pm Post subject:

ImSoWakested · Backside 180 Joined: 26 May 2007 Posts: 628 City: Madison

id put of with how ever many missed calls it takes for free every thing

ZoSo · Backside 180 Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 900 City: Winnipeg

TrevorT · Frontside 180 Joined: 28 Mar 2008 Posts: 356 City: 941

-=AlexXx=-, post her myspace link and everyone on the site can lead her on haha she wont know what to do with so many guys

cheapskate · Guest

TrevorT,

Cyclone268 · Posted: Jun 08, 2008 10:05 pm Post subject:

TrevorT,

do it please