Girl problem

W · Posted: May 01, 2008 9:26 am Post subject: Girl problem

I have a friend, let's say, who has a problem.

He is hooked up with a girl that he has trouble getting out of his place when they wake up in the morning.

He tries politely as he can to get her to leave, but to no avail.
Eventually he has to resort to taking a shower, telling her he has got an errand to run, getting in his car and leaving, and when she clears the complex he turns right back around and goes back to his place to sleep.

Does anyone have any ideas (semi-polite) to solve his problem?

Cyclone268 · Posted: May 01, 2008 9:34 am Post subject:

tell her to f*ck off!

.....and also give me your lemonscraft Cool

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

i love you chip.

mr. Blonde · Posted: May 01, 2008 9:36 am Post subject:

ooooooo that's tricky.........I've had the same problem........I think a good/politely way to make a girl leave is to either:

A) get roommates who will be sure to bother you and the morning and embarrass the girl..........its good cause it saves you money and its an incentive for her to want to leave

B) admit to something embarrassing (not always the best approach).......like your closet has had a recent rat infestation and sometimes they creep out

C) snore REALLY REALLY loud while you sleep........she'll want to leave

D) say, "With ALL do respect, Im gonna have to ask you leave.".......you used "all do respect" so she cant get offended

E) hook up with hotter girls and really trash yourself up in the morning so they wake up and freak out cause they can't remember the night before and by the looks of things slept with a total sleeze-ball and she'll want to get out before anyone sees her in this dump

........just some ideas Cool

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

or just go to her house

Jordan Sprague · Posted: May 01, 2008 9:43 am Post subject:

shouldnt haave fvcked her so hard Cool

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

a giant bucket of water and a healthy "get the Fck UP!!!" right in her face would eliminate her wanting to go back to sleep...... Wink

or just ask her to leave when u finish up that night

W · Posted: May 01, 2008 9:59 am Post subject:

Cyclone268
I can't give you the Lemonscraft because it's not mine.
It is the original Lemonscraft and Mr. Lemons still owns it.

mr. Blonde,
I like choice D especially because its logic is much like Ricky Bobby's.
As long as you throw a disclaimer out beforehand, you get to say anything you want.

soy escuala,
She has the worst futon you could ever imagine

Jordan Sprague,
That's what she said

More. He needs more.

SwissArmyKnife · Pop Shuvit Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 152 City: PawPaw

ask her if she wants to join you for breakfast/lunch.

or

put fake blood all over you/bed and fake your death Twisted Evil

Cyclone268 · Posted: May 01, 2008 10:00 am Post subject:

Jordan Sprague, shouldnt haave fvcked me so hard Embarassed

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 01, 2008 10:02 am Post subject:

Im with ryan, ive made it a habit to alway sleep over THIER place so in the morning when i wake up usually hung over i can just leave whenever i see fit.

mr. Blonde · Posted: May 01, 2008 10:13 am Post subject:

"With all do respect.......you gotta get the fvck outta here!!!"

ImSoWakested · Backside 180 Joined: 26 May 2007 Posts: 628 City: Madison

when your ready for her to leave, stretch your arms out and yawn, look at your watch and say, well ive got a big day tomorow i better get to bed, and say youll talk to her later. ignore any of her comments about you it being 10 am or that u just woke up

cheapskate · Guest

breathe your nasty morning breath right in her face. hopefully she will think it is really gross and start waking up before you to get the hell outta there. or give a couple really nasty dutch ovens Laughing

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

or next her ass.

theres nothing better then getting new pu22y

W · Posted: May 01, 2008 10:56 am Post subject:

soy escuala,

HA!
Nice.

mojo · Posted: May 01, 2008 10:59 am Post subject:

tell her ass you arent a morning person and her hanging around freaks you out cause you dont want a relationship. or if that doesn't work tag her best friend

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

maybe she just wants a little morning poke.

Classy · Posted: May 01, 2008 11:05 am Post subject:

soy escuala, thats what I was thinking

Lollar · 360 flip Joined: 19 Jun 2007 Posts: 8253

soy escuala, Most likely. They say chicks are horny in the morning...