. The Buffalo Theory .

[Grouch]

. The Buffalo Theory .

The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

[JankyZep]

I just heard this the other day. Funny funny though.

[scott a]

Grouch, dude this was posted awhile back on wb.com. i think you posted it. fag.

[Grouch]

scott a,

Sorry:oops: I am not allowed there anymore.

Speaking of fags...Hows your boy photographer boyfriend doing?

[K-dub]

scott a, actually DPierce posted it...

Grouch...they are doing fine. You should've seen how cute they looked together the other night.

[Grouch]

Send me some pics of the cute couple.

Oh and by the way it was me that posted it over there ages ago.

[K-dub]

My bad then....Derek posted it about a week ago over there though

[Grouch]

K-dub,
Its all good...The same stuff circulates around so much. Check your e-mail, i just sent you a pic of me wakeskating last weekend.

[nick]

cheers... cliff was the best ... i hated frasier

[scott a]

K-dub, you ass. im busy actually working and your tellin grouch im wrong? pshhh f off!