Why does Jack Daniels...

kyle · Posted: Dec 15, 2007 9:13 pm Post subject: Why does Jack Daniels...

turn your poop black?
It has always puzzled me, but it happens every time. Looks like I have been pooin' tar all day Idea

Classy · Posted: Dec 15, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:

Mine always turns a greenish color?

kyle · Posted: Dec 15, 2007 9:35 pm Post subject:

green huh? interesting, there could be a greenish tinge to it...Its no 2girls1cup i can tell you that

Classy · Posted: Dec 15, 2007 9:38 pm Post subject:

kyle, haha. No. It's a darker green...I guess It could be black. My poop overall is normally a lighter color... Wow this it weird. But all in all I loves me some jack...Some day sir, I shall meet you and we shall discuss this while drinking jack!

Calskater23 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 1795 City: FRESNO

kyle · Posted: Dec 15, 2007 10:16 pm Post subject:

Calskater23, lol im in medical school but have no explanation for black doo in regards to jack daniels, it just seems to get me every time

Classy · Posted: Dec 15, 2007 10:39 pm Post subject:

Calskater23, I take it your dont drink jack...It messes with you man. People from TN are weird-o-s Laughing

Slapdown · Kickflip Joined: 20 Apr 2005 Posts: 4240 City: Austin

kyle, 2girls1cup Shocked

my friend showed it to me.

I'm scarred for life Shocked

it's just.. so... wrong Exclamation

JAM · Backside 180 Joined: 18 Sep 2006 Posts: 604 City: nOtown

this is an awesome thread. See how bored we can get on a saturday night. We are talking about poop:D Seeing how I am a part time medical doctor I will come up with a logical explanation. Feces color varies on what you eat and what your body turns to waste. I am guessing that maybe jack doesnt get filtered out through your kidneys and it is somehow absorbed in the stomach. Somewhere it picks up a bunch of bile(green stuff that coats the intestines) from the liver or gall bladder. Then it is turned to waste, rather than like other liquids that get filtered out of the kidneys and become urine. I think.

kyle · Posted: Dec 15, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject:

JAM, very intuitive BUT WHY JACK

brassmonkey · Posted: Dec 16, 2007 12:31 am Post subject: Re: Why does Jack Daniels...

bob. · Posted: Dec 16, 2007 12:40 am Post subject:

this thread is glorious

i have never noticed this, i think i may have to experiment Smash

kyle · Posted: Dec 16, 2007 12:48 am Post subject:

we should have a wakeskating.com jack daniels night, and then the next day we can all report on the color of our poo...it will be epic lol Laughing

El Diablo · Posted: Dec 16, 2007 3:19 am Post subject:

price.dan · Backside 180 Joined: 10 May 2006 Posts: 1404 City: Regina

is it just me or does that sounds pretty gay?

El Diablo · Posted: Dec 16, 2007 3:24 am Post subject:

price.dan, gay? Neutral

y does it sound gay?

Sir Charles · Ollie Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 70

hmmmm. why are all of u guys talking about your POOP?

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Dec 16, 2007 10:47 am Post subject:

have u guys ever pee'd out of your jerk after a long night of drinking? ...... its not fun.

Poo · Guest

last night i pooped super gross, it was like popping a champagne bottle, there was the cork then the runny stuff right after that. caught me off guard too, i almost puked. Sad

jetcycles · Faceplant Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 38 City: Lake Conroe

depending on how you drink your jack, the black shizzle could be a sign of stomach irritation. . .AKA blood. I had a nasty crash at the MX track a few months back and took a handlebar to the midsection. Black poop FTMFW!!!!

On a serious note(if one can be serious in a poop thread), if your black poop continues, you should consult a physician. After a week i went to see my local doctor and he said he was surprised i was alive, my bloodwork was all fugged up, and i spent three days in the hospital.