De Ebonics Crimmus Pome

[warlock]

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And al ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin' ;
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

All o' de fambily;
Wuz layin in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced thru dey heads.

I passed out inna' flo;
Right nex to Maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"

I looked out thru de bars;
What covered my doe;
'spectin de sheriff;
Wif a warrent fo sho.

And what did I see;
I said "Lawd look at dat!!"
Ther' wuz a huge watermellon;
Pulled by giant warf ratts!!

Now ober all de years;
Santa Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My homeboy he came
He whupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on 'Lonzo;
And on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to seez!!

As he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho' ;
Da damndest site I ebber did seez.

He didn't go down no chimbley'
He picked da' lock on my doe' ;
An' I sez to myself;
"shizzle!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag;
Full of prezents I 'xpect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no prezents;
Jus started stealing my shizzle;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!!

Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da window he flewed;
I woudda' tried to catched him;
But he stoled my 'nife too!!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon;
An' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon;
Dat son of a beach!!

Next year I be hoppin' ;
Anutha Sanna we git;
Cuz' diz here Sanna Clause;
Jus' ain't werf shizzle!!!

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[girlvswater]

hahaha so funny. i loved it

[Kid512]

nice.

[-=AlexXx=-]

that must have been fun to write.