I told a bum to get a job he got mad at me?

DirtyCracker · Guest

So today i was driving through downtown. A bum came up 2 me at stop light asking me for money. I told him to get a job and get away from me you bum. He got mad and told me to F@#$ myself blah blah lol.

Why do people give bums money. Im going to get a sign that says

NOT HOMELESS
NOT HUNGRY
JUST NEED MONEY TO PAY MY RENT
FULL_TIME COLLEGE STUDENT

and stand next to a bum which are on every corner in orlando. seems like we love us some bums here. See who gives me money.

What do you guys do? do you give them money or tell them to get a job?

THE CAPTAIN? WHAT DO WE DO TO THESE AwALL PIRATES OF THE SIDEWALKS????

girlvswater · Posted: Nov 20, 2007 11:54 pm Post subject:

thats nothing. we have prego ladies who stand there drinking their starbucks making money. dang. at least there is no sex involved

nate_ · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Posts: 1226 City: toronto

if i have some change, i try and help them out..i dunno thats just me

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

sometimes getting a job is easier said then done. if you owned a business would you knowingly hire a homeless person?

K'jellman · Posted: Nov 21, 2007 4:04 am Post subject:

you have to watch the south park episode night of the living homeless to know how to handle the situation. califor-nia-nia Laughing

t-rex · Backside 180 Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Posts: 2007 City: Denver

i buy em meals.... or if it's cold give em a blanket....

Slapdown · Kickflip Joined: 20 Apr 2005 Posts: 4240 City: Austin

t-Rex, That's what i do. The other day i treated a homeless guy to a dozen of krispy kreme donuts. He was one happy hobo.

JeffKnox · Posted: Nov 21, 2007 9:16 am Post subject:

im very generous too ... i buy them meals from good places and hand them a doggy bag... but i stand there and creepily watch him eat it...

then right about when he is about to finish i laugh maniacally and yell, "NOW YOUR ADDICTED TO CRACK"... as i explain how i laced every part of the meal with a ton of uncut Columbian cocain

then i yell "GET A JOB YOU STUPID CRACK HEAD" as i dance away with lucky the leprechaun

price.dan · Backside 180 Joined: 10 May 2006 Posts: 1404 City: Regina

hahaha only you jeff

Classy · Posted: Nov 21, 2007 1:12 pm Post subject:

I wont ever hand them money...But I'll give them food and jackets and stuff...

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

i like to toss them cigsandROCKZ

they get excited

Laughing

nick · Posted: Nov 21, 2007 2:09 pm Post subject:

...some black tar heroin...

TWG · Kickflip Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 3258

Mr. Top Hat, no... but most of the people begging for money dont wanna work.

DirtyCracker, i dont give em shiz but i also dont say anything to them because i dont know what went wrong in there life to be living on the streets>

brassmonkey · Posted: Nov 21, 2007 5:29 pm Post subject:

i smoked up a homless man once.

jhilly8982 · Faceplant Joined: 20 May 2007 Posts: 31

JeffKnox, why would uncut colombian yak make them addicted to crack?

JB_CANSKATE · Posted: Nov 21, 2007 9:06 pm Post subject:

I used to work in the city and on my walk home I'd give them whatever food I had leftover from lunch like yogurt, granola bars, drinks or whatever.

DirtyCracker, your a f Ucking Douche. Not everyone has had it easy like most of the people on this site so how about instead of insulting the guy just say nothing and be grateful that its not you on the street.

Le Jalapeno · Guest

brassmonkey, thats awesome Smash

islandtime · Posted: Nov 21, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject:

if there homeless and say they need money for food jut give them a sandwich or something so they cant take the money and go buy beer or drugs

u kno there not gunna go get something to eat when they would just go get more coccain or sh*t like that

if ur gunna give em anything give em a bottle of water and some kind of food....
of course only if you have a random bottle of water and food stashed away in your car Smash

nick · Posted: Nov 21, 2007 9:47 pm Post subject:

I have a fully staffed kitchen in my truck, complete with napkin fluffer and the guy that wipes the BBQ sauce off your face when you're eating chicken.

JeffKnox · Posted: Nov 21, 2007 10:44 pm Post subject:

jhilly8982, because i have absolutely no idea about anything to do with cocain and it sounded good...

price.dan, haha im glad you and i are on the same wavelength

brassmonkey, Birthday