Wakeskate Story

Wakeness450 · Posted: Feb 07, 2007 12:11 pm Post subject:

then we went back to our secret lava house on earth to have coffe,

mattttt60 · Backside 180 Joined: 01 Feb 2007 Posts: 648 City: 941

and get all hyper to land w2w tre flips..

Chrishau · Backside 180 Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 919 City: Aurora

When the monkeys from the wizard of oz all began wakeskating and were landing w2w bs flips.

B-Lane · Backside 180 Joined: 10 Nov 2006 Posts: 946 City: Towanda

i shot all of the minkeys and stole there wakeskates

Chrishau · Backside 180 Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 919 City: Aurora

But then the minkeys fly into a malbiu and began pulling brian grub who landed a w2w 540 shuv.

brohymn07 · Ollie Joined: 08 Apr 2007 Posts: 56 City: windermere

but then giant albino gorrilas killed grubb and stole his board

ozwest · Posted: Apr 18, 2007 5:46 pm Post subject:

and the giant albino gorrilas wonder if he would have made that grim connection when Grubb's attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car?

McLOVIN · Backside 180 Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 1673

then the attorney went on about his sales pitch about selling "nightLights"

bochner · Frontside 180 Joined: 13 Mar 2007 Posts: 470 City: Miami

and then the attorney got shot in the leg

ozwest · Posted: Apr 18, 2007 6:11 pm Post subject:

and realized this was no time to be shot in the leg for this was bat country...

Wakeness450 · Posted: Apr 18, 2007 7:05 pm Post subject:

so he moved to iraq and went sandboarding with terrorists

brohymn07 · Ollie Joined: 08 Apr 2007 Posts: 56 City: windermere

then became a prostitute for over weight asian woman who dont shave their pits

Raven · Posted: Apr 18, 2007 9:25 pm Post subject:

That's when he met an asian woman who new Papa J

upthebrackette · Posted: Apr 19, 2007 2:07 am Post subject:

and realized that he had gotten a variety of sexually tramsmitted diseases including but not limited to gonorrhea, aids, crabs, and genital warts/herpes from his new job as a prostitute so he

Jholiday · Posted: Apr 19, 2007 7:57 am Post subject:

went to the international house of pancakes

Scotty B · Pop Shuvit Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Posts: 183 City: Markham

and decided that crepes were really good and married a french man by the name of calvin

Jholiday · Posted: Apr 19, 2007 8:20 am Post subject:

they soon gave birth to a wakeskating force to the likes of which no man has seen

methodmikey · Posted: Apr 19, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject:

the name of this force was...

Jholiday · Posted: Apr 19, 2007 12:17 pm Post subject:

sir newton charleston bartholomeu the third

Jholiday · Posted: Apr 19, 2007 12:18 pm Post subject:

at the age of only three he....