the friday joke

[warlock]

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
>> >>> the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
>> >>> I'd really rather have a job."
>> >>>
>> >>> The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
>> >>> excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
>> >>> wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
>> >>> have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
>> >>> clothes. Because of the
>> >>> long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her
>> >>> on her
>> >>> overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
>> >>> You'll
>> >>> have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary
>> >>> is
>> >>> $200,000 a year".
>> >>>
>> >>> The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
>> >>>
>> >>> The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

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[Rhino]