Come see how good I look

PIRATE · Kickflip Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 2651

I really am awesome!
I am seriously the SHyT. I was just sitting here thinking about myself and I cant get over how awesome I am. See I figure you really know you are the shizzle when the majority of your thoughts are devoted to thinking about yourself. I even have dreams about myself. You would think that being in my body and being me would grow on me and I would become NUMB to the fact that I am so immeasurably breathtaking. BUT I DON'T! Go figure. So anyways I have spent the last 3 days pondering my flaws. In another words I spent the last 3 days pondering absolutely nothing! This is where I must enlist the help of my freinds list. Please I hate to fail at ANYTHING (and I haven't yet) so I MUST find at least one flaw about myself. I know this is a daunting and immense task but if you have ever seen so much as a hair out of place, a bugger on my face make your case. Yes i am even good at rhyming.

RedXIII · Posted: Oct 11, 2006 3:40 pm Post subject:

your name is in all caps

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

...HAHA....Liver-whore...

(a) you can't hold your alchohol.
(b) Your ass is showing in almost every shot we have of you.
(c) you prefer the company of men

bert. · Faceplant Joined: 18 Aug 2006 Posts: 44

No sir! I am the quintessential entity of awesome. You are nothing but an imposter. Once, a man saw me walking down the street. It was the best day of his life! The flaw in your logic is that you are indeed so perfect as to be alone on your own pedestal of manliness, when we all know my virility outmatches yours by at least 10 helpings of righteous.

God once asked me what to do about acid indigestion, and I slapped him for speaking out of turn. I touched a pregnant woman a few days ago, and she was so overpowered she went into labor right there, but instead of a baby she spouted out the extra-terrestrial entity from "Alien" and it kicked her ass. Thats right, I am so awesome I make women birth their own destruction! In conclusion, the one flaw about yourself is... me.

But we must keep this away from the commonfolk, lest the peasants gain literacy and create the new testament to my awesomeness, where they will attempt to overthrow us all in a blatant and blasphemous misuse of their newfound power. Let the pawns bow down, for the kings in this chess match of life have places to go, women to do, destruction and whatnot to see.

To quote Maddox: Here is a plate of your ass with trimmings.

nick · Posted: Oct 12, 2006 11:13 am Post subject:

I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

pipo · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 1214 City: 0172

Iamjesse · Posted: Oct 12, 2006 11:16 am Post subject:

Well i wake up in the morning and shizzle perfection...

Wakeness450 · Posted: Oct 14, 2006 12:23 am Post subject:

i think your flaw is that your a pirate and your crew is going to commit mutiny on you

L.O.W. · Faceplant Joined: 13 Nov 2004 Posts: 32 City: Lake Havasu

Well first thing you are ugly. Second, you can't spell. Third, you drink girl drinks (appletini's). Fourth, you never ride with your crew anymore ( we see Jeff more than you). Fifth, your ass crack IS in every picture and video part that I have of you also. Sixth, Collin is better looking than you are. Seventh, you have gray hair and you cover it up. Eighth, you secretly love pink. Ninth, did I mention you are ugly (oh I did). And tenth, your a pirate (ninja's hate pirate's).

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

PIRATE, you are not a pirate. i have heard no tales of you hunting blue fanged manatees, stealing invisble ships, and raping the virgins of the virgin islands. you have always sat low in my book of people i respect. actually to be precise you sit right above people who crap in the taco bell urinal, and right below canadians.

nick · Posted: Oct 15, 2006 10:38 am Post subject:

Mr. Top Hat, you are the reason "genocide" hasn't been taken out of the dictionary yet.

pwnt.

deepcove · Posted: Oct 15, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject:

PIRATE · Kickflip Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 2651

NotSoBueno · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 1806 City: SoCal

I have a picture of Pirate that should REALLY be posted on this thread, but only with his permission.... Crazy Eyes

PIRATE · Kickflip Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 2651

what is it ? IDK it wont bother me.

NotSoBueno · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 1806 City: SoCal

Excellent

BTW, PIRATE, rumor is that Franklin had the flu.

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

HAHAHAHAH....Brandon, please change your accountname to assPIRATE

RedXIII · Posted: Oct 16, 2006 4:43 pm Post subject:

PIRATE, nice ass
NotSoBueno, where is the rest of the picture?

NotSoBueno · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 1806 City: SoCal

You have to look behind the banner Laughing

L.O.W. · Faceplant Joined: 13 Nov 2004 Posts: 32 City: Lake Havasu