Life

[Vance Collins]

Isnt fun sometimes. As I type this im sitting here in my underwear eating sour cream chips and drinking a warm pepsi, thus making my keyboard dirty and greasy. How exciting. Who knows, I might go get some chocolate chip cookies. But that would be just crazy.

[lake weir ocala FL]

agreed, im sitting at my computer studying for an algebra 2 test and doing a chemistry test...while looking at my wakeskate and daydreaming about riding...i wanna live w/ my dad

[deltarider]

i love life, i choose to be chosen

[Vance Collins]

deltarider500, Well.. what if you choose not to choose yourself? The bottle can't always be half full.

[freerider4]

Vance Collins are you high?

[deltarider]

Vance Collins, nevermind.

[Vance Collins]

freerider4, Nope. Bored actually. Tired of playing madden. some im on here.

[Slapdown]

What is life but moments like these where one sits. In casual wear, if not less, growing bored of the life of which we speak? When later, in a stressful situation you ask yourself... "Why can't i be sitting there in my underwear eating sour cream chips and drinking a warm pepsi, thus making my keyboard dirty and greasy?" It's times like these that people take for granted. When i sit in my underwear drinking warm cola of some sort as long as it is NOT PEPSI... I think of how lucky i am to have the warm carbonated beverage. Then i begin to ponder... "w2w fs big?.. I'm gonna try that this weekend.." although i know that i will most likely not try it that weekend. But what is the MEANING of life but to ponder and dream about these things far far away? How far is the span of the universe? If it forever expands, whats on the space, IF EVEN space on the other side?! I was once told that everything is made up of string. I was also told that lines do not exist (geometry) and what is a string but a line? A line of pure nothingness! So DO WE exist? Is the warm cola really warm? Or is that just what you believe because it has been "proven" to become warmer as it sits? But what is proven? Because i know it isn't proven that we, for sure, exist. So why do we think individually, if we thing at all? Because of the experiences we undergo as our life goes by. But DOES the life go by? Am i ACTUALLY questioning it?

So now i ask... is it really worth it?

[Vance Collins]

Wow. Thats deep.

[Slapdown]

Vance Collins, What's deep? That post? No it isn't. Depth is an illusions, and illusions don't exist. And due to some algebraic law that slips my mind at the moment: If a causes b, and b causes c, a must cause c, without question. Therefore, that post did not exist. According to me.

[Vance Collins]

Actually, I invented that post. So it does exsist.

[Slapdown]

Well if you look deeper into it, Dave invented ws.com therefore inventing that post, every other post, and every other member here. And does Dave exist? NO ONE KNOWS! So lets all sit in a non-existing confusion circle!


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[dirtyohioriver22]

Slapdown, wow dude that was smooth, i love you,

[Vance Collins]

ew ghey, dirtyohioriver22, you can go sit in his circle.

[xstfu ill pwn youx]

Vance Collins, ill sit in your circle

[Slapdown]

He can't sit in my circle It doesn't exist.

Nor does dirtyohioriver22, being a member of this site, which i have explained previously.

Plus. At least circles aren't SQUARES!

Pff. Stupid squares.

[Vance Collins]

You know what really grinds my gears? Why is bologna circle shaped, and bread is square?

[Slapdown]

Vance Collins, We live in a virtual world. Bologna could be square if you just wished hard enough.

[Vance Collins]

Why do you spell it bologna? You dont even come close to pronoucning it like that.

[Slapdown]

Vance Collins, Because the creators of the english language wanted to chickity china the chinese chicken with us.

So did god. So he tricked us into thinking we exist.

Silly god