funny aim convo

DoubleDown05 · Posted: Jun 16, 2006 9:10 pm Post subject: funny aim convo

well my freind Adam, or " savini is god" decided to IM the owner of this clothing, and talked to 2 different people, and i found this hularious.
IMO the second convos way more funnyer then the first. enjoy

saviniisgod: Hey
skinnasphalt: skinnasphalt signed on at 9:34 pm.
skinnasphalt: who is this
saviniisgod: I'm a designer
skinnasphalt: okay..howd you get my sn
saviniisgod: I would love to design for you
saviniisgod: Someone showed me your work
saviniisgod: And gave me your aim screenname
skinnasphalt: who...
skinnasphalt: whats their name
saviniisgod: That's not important
skinnasphalt: do you have a myspace
skinnasphalt: well i dont talk to just anyone
saviniisgod: No, faggot!
saviniisgod: Who the chickity china the chinese chicken are you?
saviniisgod: Stop talking to me!
skinnasphalt: wtf
saviniisgod: How did you get this name?
skinnasphalt: youre weird
skinnasphalt: youre the one that imed me
saviniisgod: bulljive!
skinnasphalt: uh okay...
saviniisgod: But seriously
saviniisgod: I'm gonna track this shizzle
saviniisgod: And call the cops
skinnasphalt: okay?
saviniisgod: And I would love to design t shirts for you
saviniisgod: Can I have a contact number?
skinnasphalt: call the cops for what reason? youre really weird hah
saviniisgod: What?
saviniisgod: Cops?
skinnasphalt: youre really weird
saviniisgod: Are you talking to someone else?
saviniisgod: Contast number?
saviniisgod: Contact*
skinnasphalt: where are you from
saviniisgod: That's it I'm calling the cops!
saviniisgod: I like your style
saviniisgod: Its really fresh
skinnasphalt: k
saviniisgod: Would you like to see my myspace?
skinnasphalt: sure
saviniisgod: Ok
saviniisgod: Www.lemonparty.org
skinnasphalt: bye
saviniisgod: Ok
skinnasphalt: k
saviniisgod: Seeyah
skinnasphalt: whats your name
saviniisgod: Damien
saviniisgod: Damien dentaylor
skinnasphalt: where are you from
saviniisgod: Texas
skinnasphalt: where in texas
saviniisgod: Austin
skinnasphalt: who gave you my sn
saviniisgod: Jenny
skinnasphalt: whos jenny
saviniisgod: Jenny raphen
saviniisgod: No wait
saviniisgod: Nevermind
saviniisgod: That's someone else
saviniisgod: It was mike
skinnasphalt: seriously who
saviniisgod: Mike
skinnasphalt: whos mike
skinnasphalt: mike who
saviniisgod: Hunt
saviniisgod: Mike hunt
skinnasphalt: k
saviniisgod: Ted stickle's brother
saviniisgod: You know them?
skinnasphalt: peace
skinnasphalt: skinnasphalt signed off at 9:44 pm.

-------------- CONVO TWO---------------------------

emtbdigger: hello, i hear you are interested in possibly designing for STC
saviniisgod: What the chickity china the chinese chicken is stc?
emtbdigger: emtbdigger signed on at 9:48 pm.
saviniisgod: And designing is for faggots
emtbdigger: so this isnt the guy that designs shirts
saviniisgod: Yeah it is
emtbdigger: you have a great attitude
emtbdigger: but arent you self proclaiming yourself as a fan of alternate lifestyle
saviniisgod: Are you a swinger?
emtbdigger: no im not, sorry to bust your bubble
saviniisgod: Ok
saviniisgod: Do you suck dick?
saviniisgod: Are you a peter puffer?
emtbdigger: nope, i like to eat whimp
saviniisgod: bulljive! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
saviniisgod: And I really do enjoy the style that stc offers
emtbdigger: nope, not if my life depended on it
saviniisgod: Its very new and alternative
emtbdigger: lol
emtbdigger: well thank you
saviniisgod: But I'm sure you suck more dick than your sister at a barmitzvah
emtbdigger: sorry, only child and not jewish
saviniisgod: So what would I have to do to be a designer?
emtbdigger: how did you hear of us?
saviniisgod: Barry told me about it
emtbdigger: first off, change your attitude, because we like the "spunk" but its not professional and we dont deal with it
saviniisgod: You can suck the spunk off of my jerk
emtbdigger: barry who?
saviniisgod: What spunk?
saviniisgod: Barry mccockiner
emtbdigger: im trying to be nice right now
saviniisgod: Ok
saviniisgod: Why wouldn't you be nice?
emtbdigger: cuz your being a jerk
saviniisgod: Are you talking to two people at once?
saviniisgod: Cause I think someone might have gotten ahold of my aim password
saviniisgod: Sit on a rake
emtbdigger: so you mean you think that there is someone else on your aim name right now
saviniisgod: I don't know
emtbdigger: what was your last comment to me
saviniisgod: Wanna give me a rimjob?
saviniisgod: Cause I think someone may have gotten ahold of my aim screenname
saviniisgod: Sit on a rake
emtbdigger: ok, yeah i think there are 2 people on your screen name at once
saviniisgod: Shitstain on your windowpain?
saviniisgod: Really?
emtbdigger: yeah
saviniisgod: What's the other person saying?
saviniisgod: What's the other faggot saying?
emtbdigger: did u just say shitstain on your windowpain
saviniisgod: ...
saviniisgod: No
saviniisgod: chickity china the chinese chicken yeah
saviniisgod: What about it?
emtbdigger: ok, then someone is talking on your sn at the same time or your bipolar
saviniisgod: Bipolar?
saviniisgod: I think not
saviniisgod: Yeah, and I suck cocks too
emtbdigger: it was a joke
saviniisgod: Wanna fight about it?
emtbdigger: good for u
saviniisgod: ..
saviniisgod: What did he say?
saviniisgod: I'm gonna sign off now, ill contact you some other way
saviniisgod: Bye
emtbdigger: bye, sounds likea good plan

--apeters

DRAGON88 · Dragoon Joined: 01 May 2004 Posts: 1020 City: Portland

Cool.

wakemitch · Posted: Jun 17, 2006 1:03 am Post subject:

waste of time Rolling Eyes

VonBoggin · Backside 180 Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 1666 City: Austin

uh ya ok, the only thing that was weird was im from Austin too

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

some of my conversations put those to shame

MattFrawley · Faceplant Joined: 16 May 2006 Posts: 48

Mr. Top Hat, post them?

el · Backside 180 Joined: 07 Oct 2003 Posts: 1739 City: The Sea

5:30:07 PM faacefaace: can i pee in your mouth?
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Just kidding. Pee in my mouth all you want.

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

MattFrawley, if i ever bother to save one i will

DoubleDown05 · Posted: Jun 18, 2006 7:31 pm Post subject:

i just found this part hularious..

emtbdigger: hello, i hear you are interested in possibly designing for STC
saviniisgod: What the FCUK is stc?
saviniisgod: And designing is for faggots
emtbdigger: so this isnt the guy that designs shirts?
saviniisgod: Yeah it is..

kyle · Posted: Jun 19, 2006 12:43 pm Post subject:

that is a rip off of the chat room convos that were in alliance and on their website, except theirs were actual funny

nick · Posted: Jun 20, 2006 9:11 am Post subject:

Yea.... Adam.... Rolling Eyes

73/\/\0/\/5 15 t3h 64y Wink

Slapdown · Kickflip Joined: 20 Apr 2005 Posts: 4240 City: Austin

DoubleDown05, Your friends tried to talk to me. It was retarded.