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 Posted: Jan 30, 2006 1:05 pm Post subject: good jokes go here |
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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins ? "
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why ? Do you think they look alike ?"
"No", he replies " I just can't believe you got laid twice.
my grandparents send me these, they r awesome
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JamesBoardr
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| Posted: Jan 30, 2006 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| not bad. |
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TTUFAN24
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of which loved to play
together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go
get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone
to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the
keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping
he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and
he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and
the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? .......
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks."
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RedXIII
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| Posted: Jan 30, 2006 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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lol omg that is freaking sweet both of them lol and why is your grandparents sending you dirty jokes rofl  |
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| Posted: Jan 31, 2006 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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| RedXIII, because my grandparents freakin rock, and are very technologicly inclined. |
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Poo
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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ok, i got this one off of a stand up comedy show on tv today. the guy was talking about having affairs.
I met this single mother with 7 kids, she named all the kids Leslie, I asked her "Why would you call them all the same name?" She responded "When it's dinner time I just open up the back door and yell LESLIE!!!!! they all come running" and then I asked "well what if you only need one of the kids?" and she said "Well then I just call them by their last names"
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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| VinceWhiteman, haha those r good |
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jacque_mehoff
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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Vince,
NICE!
Why did the f@g cross the road?
His pecker was stuck in the chicken.
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tahoe
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject: |
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| lol haha i had a chuckle at that jacque |
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 4:58 pm Post subject: |
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wHATS THE worst part about eating vegtables ????
puting them back in there wheel chairs.   |
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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what do women and computers have in common?
u dont realize how important they are til they go down on you
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PIRATE,
I don't care who you are, that was fcking funny.
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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| jacque_mehoff, dude ur name is a hilarious joke in itself |
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Poo
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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| PIRATE, thats fvcking great |
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Why did the rubber go flying across the room?
It got pissed off.
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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Yachshimesh, I have a yoke, there is a chair and he is doing the walking. . . . .uhhhhh with the shoes like da-da-da-da-da-da HAHAHAHAHA. I have nother, a man talk to nother man and he say, "You like apple?" HAHAHAHAHA. . . . .no, you heard this already?
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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| jboss, dude are ya drunk???? |
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tahoe
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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| jboss, HAHAHA. i love it |
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| Posted: Feb 17, 2006 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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Why does Burger King smell so much?
B/c the King let a whopper 
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