Burnfest 06 (split)

Vance Collins · Guest

Freerider - 1

Che = -7,949,842,954,763,353,791,123,643,764.85000001 i hate you.

Laughing

nick · Posted: Jan 08, 2006 10:48 pm Post subject:

freerider4, It made sense after the other dude told me, I got it. Wink

vance, Wakeskating called, it wants to know why you suck at life.

Che - 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Vance = -9 (your not worth more than one digit.)

Vance Collins · Guest

che blanc,

I have a boat. You don't.

nick · Posted: Jan 08, 2006 10:55 pm Post subject:

vance, I have a pirate boat, a pirate ship, a jet ski, 5 pontoon boats, a winch, and access to a friends wakesetter. You suck at life.

Vance Collins · Guest

che blanc,

You mean Mr. T has a pirate boat, pirate ship, a jetski, 5 pontoon boats. The winch may be yours.

I have access to numerous $50,000 boats. =)

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

che blanc man what a newb mistake on my part I didn't even see that post. I think I am gonna go shame myself in the town square.

nick · Posted: Jan 08, 2006 11:03 pm Post subject:

freerider4, 'Tis no matter.

vance, They are mine. You have no access to any boats. You live in Nebraska. There is no water in Nebraska. Dum ass.

Vance Collins · Guest

I googled "dum" and couldnt figure out what kind of ass I am. Is that spanish for something?

nick · Posted: Jan 08, 2006 11:29 pm Post subject:

vance, As long as you realize the concept that you are, in fact, an ass; all is well. Thanks for playing.

Vance Collins · Guest

I hope you crash your pirate ship into a sea cow and combust into flames and die. <3

nick · Posted: Jan 08, 2006 11:36 pm Post subject:

vance, Go do 19 front shuvs out or something, you are a waste of my life.

nick · Posted: Jan 08, 2006 11:38 pm Post subject:

BTW, combust means to be combined with oxygen, so I hope you never combust again AKA suffocate and perish.

Vance Collins · Guest

che blanc,

Go get some Cheetos and rent The Notebook.

nick · Posted: Jan 08, 2006 11:48 pm Post subject:

vance, What? What? El cuaderno? Me no speakas el español. Dum ass.

Vance Collins · Guest

ve y triaga cheetos y vea the notebook

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10751 City: Jefferton

Oh man, I don't want to get in the middle of this, but I think vance scored about 50,000 points with that "cheetos and the notebook" comment.

nick · Posted: Jan 09, 2006 12:07 am Post subject:

I now realize after utilizing the help of a translator that you were inferring that I have sex with cheetos. If you had a penis of your own you would've realized the physical impossibilities of it, but likewise, you have a flubbering vagina, with which you can pleasure yourself with cheetos all day long. Do you ever wonder why your vagina is orange? Go rent Brokeback Mountain and buy some cheetos. Dum ass.

Jesse · Posted: Jan 09, 2006 12:09 am Post subject:

BURN!!!!!! Laughing

Vance Collins · Guest

You are seriously the dumbest kid I know. Do you not remember the Cheetos X's and O's they use to make. Highlight of your life right?

nick · Posted: Jan 09, 2006 12:16 am Post subject:

vance, I'm sorry, I didn't ride the short bus to school, so I was too busy/intelligent to find all the different shaped cheetos to pick off the ground to eat. I was busy kissing girls on the playground. pWn2d.