how sweet it would be to be a pirate

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

alright first off id like to say i am totally serious about this and am probably be thought by everyone to be a douche but here goes. i think actually being a pirate would be sweet. not just saying arrrrrr a lot and owning a parrot, actually being a pirate. not the pirates that just attacked the cruise, but more like the old time pirates. anyone see that movie hook? thats the kinda pirate life i want, a huge wooden luxury ship with my own shmee. being in neverneverland would be a plus, but not necessary. i would love to be in a battle at sea with other rival pirates or a nations army and use a rope to swing from the steering deck to the cannons and help with the fight. or even cooler if i was on crows nest duty and i spotted an enemy, instead of climbing down the ladder, i would take my dagger out, stab the mast, and jumo oout of the crows nest with my dagger in the mast and cut my way down.

i needed to get this out and since a lot of people on here like pirates and tht yall might understand. i cant tell this to my family or friends cuz they would hate me and punch me and stuff.

deltarider · Guest

you have a vivid imagination.......

el · Backside 180 Joined: 07 Oct 2003 Posts: 1739 City: The Sea

I want to be an assasin ninja living in a clan up in the mountains where we train, go on missions, farm our own food and be badasses.

deltarider · Guest

so do you

.......i would like to be the guy in halo and slaughter all the aliens Laughing

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

el, HELLS YEA!!! that would be sweet to live in the mountains secluded from society with my own clan of ninjas. i would wanna live in a temple or something, surrounded by banzai trees and beutiful gardens kept up by monks. going on missions would be all the fun and excitement i need.

deltarider · Guest

but no wakeskating jboss? how could you live without that?

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

deltarider500, well if i was a pirate in neverneverland or a ninja in secluded mountains i would never have heard of wakeskating now would i?

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

i just would want to legally carry a big gun. i would love to be able to walk around with a f*ckin machine gun and the cops couldnt do anything. "hey, there goes brian with his big a$$ gun again, wow, hes so cool"

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

I want to live in the mountain and make my own log cabin and make my own furry clothes out of animals and live strictly off the land even my bed would be made out of an animal skin. we can all dream can't we and people would call me mountain man matt.

mike.h · Posted: Nov 13, 2005 1:58 am Post subject:

i told my mom i wanted to be a pirate and she told me i was an idiot Sad

Frye · Guest Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 3337

Let me tell you, being a pirate has its perks.

BillyOLDS · Posted: Nov 13, 2005 6:23 am Post subject:

we are in a way pirates, we are basically trying to highjack the lime right from wakeboarders and we are mostly not kids with money

marshk344 · Posted: Nov 13, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject:

my school mascots a pirate Rolling Eyes

frawley · Posted: Nov 13, 2005 4:25 pm Post subject:

how much pot do u guys smoke?

jonnyUTAH · Backside 180 Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Posts: 1951

In my opinion.....Being a Samurai would be a thousand times better than being a Pirate.

We went to Himeji Castle in Japan (image below). That castle used to always come under attack by rival Samurai. It is sick how well they fortified it and the samurai tricks they had set up to keep it safe. and yes.....ninja assasins did attack the Castle at night but were not successful.

The only major downside of being a Samurai would be having to committ Seppuku if you messed up. Read the Seppuku manual here. http://kyushu.com/gleaner/editorspick/seppuku.shtml

Finally, the sickest thing about himeji Castle is that they had a stage where disgraced Samurai would have to commit Seppuku infront of a crowd........ http://www.himeji-castle.gr.jp/ENGLISH/harakiri.html

which leads me to believe that Samurai were way more hard core than Pirates.

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

I think your all missing the fiercest of all things mountain men we kill animals with our bare hands and where those animals hides.

PIRATE · Guest

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

can't resist this

Blake T · Posted: Nov 13, 2005 9:31 pm Post subject:

I would like to be a captain Nemo type character and ram the shizzle out of peoples vessels.

marshk344 · Posted: Nov 14, 2005 12:24 am Post subject:

PIRATE, how do u get to do that? just curious, lol, sounds cool