What Hippies are good for.

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

What Hippies are good for:

# Parking your car on them.

# Sending them to war so they get killed instead of real people.

# Medical testing (they're stupid like animals; just knock them out and give them a shot.. they won't know what happened)

# Using them for ammo. We should pack them into missiles and launch them over towards Iraq. The smell is potent enough to make any enemy surrender.

# Target practice.

# Hamburgers (They want to be in touch with nature, so what better way than to be digested and used as fertilizer? Hippy burgers anyone?)

# Hippies make great janitors (after all, they have the smell down).

# Decorations. Add color to your yard with a few hippies impaled on your fence (Dracula style).

# Hippies make great scapegoats. Bad day at work? Famine? Plague? Cancer? Blame it on hippies.

# Hippies are always good for kicking.

# Hippies are fun to tease (good for laughs when you're bored)

# Raw sewage storage (Hippies will eat anything).

# Hippies are flamable and make for great campfire fuel.

# Hippies will do free work to clean up the world (those suckers love earth).

# Hippies are great for mixing with cement and throwing off bridges.

# Hippies are perfect for running over (always sleeping on park benches and sidewalks).

jordan · Backside 180 Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 649 City: Spectre

i used to think you were cool.

deltarider · Guest

yeah.......me too

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

jordan, deltarider500, you guys are hippies Girl

deltarider · Guest

dude.......i only wish i was, then again........not really Wink

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

deltarider500, haha theres a town in south-western ohio called......yelowstone????its by xena and its got the best pizza, but its seriously a hippie town with a pop. of prob 2000

deltarider · Guest

that's funny......

JTwakeskater56 · Posted: Nov 09, 2005 8:21 am Post subject:

The original hippies(circa 1960 s ) are now in control of everything . Hahahahahahahahaha !!!!! That's funny Grouch. Oh I could tell some stories. But FYA I won't. Mr T

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

i hate f*cking hippies Evil or Very Mad

ZoSo · Backside 180 Joined: 15 Apr 2005 Posts: 900 City: Winnipeg

Space Ghost · Posted: Nov 09, 2005 4:47 pm Post subject:

hippies are fun and cool

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

one-eyed sailor551 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1111 City: mahopac

your mom is always gonna be cool in my book Wink

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

i LOATHE hippies, from the deepest, darkest, most sinister part of my heart. they piss me off so fvcking much how they think they know everything and how to solve all the worlds problems and how they think everyone can get along. everytime i was in the french quarter (R.I.P., for now) and i saw a hippy stizzled of his ass, me and my friends would mess with him and see how many times we could get him to say "man". our record is i think in the 20's. but yea hippies are ugly pieces of gah-bidge, n' i aint kiddin'!!!

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

I think the South Park episode where Cartman rounded up all the hippies and tried to stop them from having their concert was the best.

Hippies smell!!! Laughing

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

Grouch,

that was one of my favorite south parks so far. i loved when he walked up to the college knowitall hippies and starting spraying them with hippie killer Laughing

genius

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

jboss,

Definately a classic.

bjr · Posted: Nov 09, 2005 6:28 pm Post subject:

they smoke dat good s***

Jholiday · Posted: Nov 09, 2005 8:34 pm Post subject:

nothing

liquid4ce0069 · Posted: Nov 09, 2005 8:45 pm Post subject:

i would like to say hippies are the shizzle without hippies then everyone would be cornholes and alot of drugs would never be invinted