The Thread

[dietwater5]

mmm speedos, lol

my contacts are dry

im bored bc im not with my gf

im sleepy

[Jeff_Knox]

David Legler, congrats... my parents just informed me this morning before i went motocross riding that we are moving and i have no say in it... the house is considered ours on march 10 and we move in after that... o and did i mention its away from my life long friends and the house is half the size of the one i live in...
being dependant on others (parrents) really sux

[nick]

You don't want to know what I do when I'm alone in my room.

Skateboarding kicks my ass time after time, but I keep going back to it like a desperate housewife.

I hate when people think they are better than you because they are liberals.

I enjoy being intelligent.

I like

Lemons, my dad is in that movie. I forget if he's a waiter or what, but he's definitely in that one. Look in the credits.

I love wakeskating.

I love wakeskating so much.

I miss my dad.

I have a bad taste of slightly spicy chicken in my mouth and it's not good kinda spicy.

I wish I could figure out why Bill Paxton doesn't have any Oscars.

Bill Paxton is not a child molestor.

I put the "mpt" in empty.

I love Jesus.

I have recently discovered a new medium through which I realize that we create our own reality.

I have also recently read The DaVinci Code. I suggest all of you read and understand it.

Wakeskating is my escape from all the negativity of the world.

I don't like elitists.

I don't like the word "legit".

I've been typing for a while.

I am almost doing this subconsciously.

I wish I could fly.

I can fly.

I will fly.

You should all read the book "Illusions" by Richard Bach. It rips.

Girl scout cookies are only good if they have been labeled "Tagalongs".

Alligators are fickle friends.

Manatees are not friends.

Let the fiend give fire, I always say.

Regardless of popular belief,



Yes.

I have more than one answer to the next question you will ask me. I will give you all the best answer except the 8th of you to ask me (in chronological order) and I will only do that for your own good.

You still don't know how many I've eaten in the last 2 days.

I drink Harry Potter for breakfast.

"I thought you said he was a faggert?

"Did you just say faggert?"

"No, I typed it."



Pie Jesu Domine, Dona Eis Requiem

^^that's from Monty Python.

But you already knew that didn't you.

I've been typing for way too long.

This could turn out to be my longest post ever.

Actually I think the longest post ever was a 4x4.

I saw someone substitute posthole diggers with a 12 gauge shotgun today.

What is YOUR thesis?

Answer me these questions three.

WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?

WHAT is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


I wish I could find a really cool girl that wasn't my good friends sister.

Chuck Norris is overrated.


There is only one post on page 3 while I'm typing this, I wonder how many there will be when I hit the unholy submit button.

Who wants to come to my island and go wakeskating?

I live on an island.

Blessed I am.

God is so cool.

From first to last has weird lyrics.

What's a limerick?

This post is like 7 feet long.

At least.

I'm gonna end it here.




YIMMIY< YOU WAN SOME MORE WATA!?!?

[deltarider]

[quote="che blanc"]I hate when people think they are better than you because they are liberals.[/quote]
indeed

[warlock]

it's the end of the month... lots of bills due... not happy about that

i did my first tramp session this afternoon.. it was fun, some good exercise slammed the piss out of my shin try'in a kickflip

i can't wait to use the drysuit sitting in the truck right now.. i wanted to ride today

i'm tired and going to bed soon.... not looking forward the the long drive to work... oh. and i have to send all our tax $hit to the accountant... taxes

life insurance full phys screening, then start paying every month:?

i might have a might have a house go under contract tomorrow... and an offer on a lot.
i should have gone to church today

[stompin9s]

condoms suck

[mario c.]

I WANNA COME TO THE ISLE OF TNT!!!!!!

[nick]

Then to the Isle of TNT shalt thou cometh.

[soy escuala]

byerly and mcguckin are next door neighbors.

they recently built an 8 foot wall in their front yards.

so none shall pass.

[nick]

soy escuala, Stop lying to everyone.

[Steven M]

I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

I seek the Holy Grail.

That depends, is it an african or european swallow?

Da Vinchi Code is awesome as is Holy Blood,Holy Grail

This thread is quickly becoming a favorite.

Monty Python and The Holy Grail is a must for anyone to see.

And...

New TOOL album comes out this Spring

[soy escuala]

What makes you think she's a witch?

Well she turned me into a newt!

A newt?!

I got better.

Burn her anyway!

There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

Are there? Oh well, tell us.

Tell me. What do you do with witches?

Burn them.

And what do you burn, apart from witches?

More witches.

Wood.

Good. Now, why do witches burn?

...because they're made of... wood?

Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?

Build a bridge out of her.

But can you not also build bridges out of stone?

Oh yeah.

Does wood sink in water?

No, no, it floats! It floats! Throw her into the pond!

No, no. What else floats in water?

Bread!

Apples!

Very small rocks!

Cider!

Gravy!

Cherries!

Mud!

Churches! Churches!

Lead! Lead!

A Duck.

Exactly! So, logically...

If she... weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood.

And therefore?

A witch!

A witch!

We shall use my larger scales! Right, remove the supports!

A witch! A witch!

[Steven M]

hahah, great fiznackling movie

[marshk344]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[kyle41]

I have poison ivy it itches like hell, once i got it on my nuts somehow and i have no way of explaining that.

[soy escuala]

Where'd you get the coconuts?

We found them.

Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

What do you mean?

Well, this is a temperate zone.

The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Not at all. They could be carried.

What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

It could grip it by the husk!

It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.

Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

Please!

Am I right?

I'm not interested!

It could be carried by an African swallow!

Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.

Oh, yeah, I agree with that.

Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!

But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.

Oh, yeah..

So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...

[integrity640]

Ive found that love is the devil in disguise.

My mom has moved a couple places because of relationships, for instance here to

indiana from columbus ohio because

she thought she had found the man of her dreams and likewise the woman of his

dreams . And what really gets to

me is i can remember when we(my bro and i and to-be stepsis) where told that

they where gona get married, i said "will you guys work out anything that might

come between you?" and he said yes. We moved up in jan of 2005 and everything

was great then a bunch of shizzle started happenin ...............................so there i

was less 6 months later living in our own house 10 miles away because of many things.


However I also realize my life has been pretty good so far compared to many people.

[integrity640]

kyle41, i love doin that ona wakeskate, cassette flat decks buck you off the wake like no other when doing that stuff, its fun to do doubles and do tha(1after the other ofcourse)



Ive also learned in life that humans in whole are dumbasses for makin the world so complicated

[Bad Luck]

[quote="Steven M"]New TOOL album comes out this Spring[/quote]


ive been looking forward to that for like 8 months now.

[senorbueno]

Bad Luck, you aren't the only one... I've been checking the tool website a couple times a month since spring semester last year....