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pyroskater00
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 Posted: Jan 22, 2006 3:59 pm Post subject: Chuck Norris |
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| Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. |
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colclough999
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I heard his tears cure cancer! Too bad he has never cried... 
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greg van wagnen
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there are aliens out there... there just waiting for chuck noris to die before they attack
chuck noris counted to infinity twice
chuck noris sleeps with a night light on.... not because hes scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of chuck noris
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scottyb
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| Posted: Jan 24, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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can't have enough of these threads can we?  |
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pyroskater00
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nah i just thought that potato sacking was funny. but hey. your right.  |
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Grouch
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| Posted: Jan 24, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris tosses his own salad!
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tahoe
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| Posted: Jan 24, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Grouch, he learned from you... |
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-=AlexXx=-
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| Posted: Jan 24, 2006 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| tahoe integ, burn! |
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Grouch
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| Posted: Jan 24, 2006 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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WHy are you guys always picking on me? 
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jboss
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| Posted: Jan 24, 2006 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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Blippity blappity BURRRRRRRNNN...
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Catalyst
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Grouch, report him, have him arrested, e-burns are a terrible crime
There are no buffets, just places that have enough food for Chuck Norris...
Chuck norris never chooses between bacon, ham or sausage at dennys, he gets all three..no questions asked
Chuck Norris.........so hot right now
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Grouch
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| Posted: Jan 24, 2006 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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I know...I cant tell you how many times I got my ass chewed out by Parky and Dave for making the comments about a certain persons mom.
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pyroskater00
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| Posted: Jan 24, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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| i think you should rap about chuck norris actually. THAD be some funny shizzle. |
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jordan
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[quote="Grouch"]I know...I cant tell you how many times I got my ass chewed out by Parky [/quote]
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soy escuala
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Kay-Kay
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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lame
chuck norris doesnt wear condoms. his sperm simply round house kicks its way out of the latex. |
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greg van wagnen
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on day MR.T and Chuck Norris decided they wanted to spar, so they decided the only safe place to do this was the begining of time. as the fight started Chuck Noris threw a round house kick that MR.T blocked...... some like to call this the big bang theory
Chuck Norris once ate three 32 ounce steaks in an hour..... he banged the waitress for the first 45 min
MR.T once at five 32 ounce steaks in 15 min... he spent the first 12 min laughing at how long it took Chuck Norris to eat 3
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS, he just gives it to people
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soy escuala
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shane
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| Posted: Feb 04, 2006 3:04 am Post subject: |
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Paddle 1, Chuck Norris 0.
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