APPEAL TO THE POWERS THAT BE.

Capt. Jack · Posted: Jan 10, 2006 11:29 pm Post subject: APPEAL TO THE POWERS THAT BE.

Hello,
My name is Capt. Jack (recent appointment) I recently had the misfortune of glancing to my left (your left also) only to notice my title to read: "NEWBIE." I am appealing to the person in charge to please change this right away. I have a reputation to look after and it's an understatement to say that this can make it a bit hard, not to mention my evergrowing reluctance to ever show my face to you fellow Wakeskaters (Actually, I already have-ONCE!: http://www.wakeskating.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8177&highlight=pirate+blowin
But I was lucky enough to take uploading advice from RAVEN, making my picture unidentifiable.

Please tell me what it is I have to do (short of eating mayonnaise) to get a higher status. I'm sure this was all a mistake anyways, and somebody is already on it.

BTW: I'm in the midst of making up my own trick. It will be called the "captain jack special". If anyone is interested in how to do it, just let me know.

Cappie.

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

It goes by post count man. Did you think we had to meet up somewhere and initiate you? Laughing

bigpimpinalberta · Frontside 180 Joined: 20 Sep 2005 Posts: 291 City: P-town

make 50 posts Afro

Capt. Jack · Posted: Jan 10, 2006 11:51 pm Post subject:

I shouldn't have to post. Isn't being ONE of (if not "THE") best (wake)skaters in the world good enough? Each of my posts should count for ten of yours. I know I sound arrogant, but seriously dude....I'm "THAT" good.

deltarider · Guest

oKAY?????? yeah, it just doesn't work that way...even NICK had to work his way up there.

Capt. Jack · Posted: Jan 11, 2006 12:25 am Post subject:

Who is this Nick character? I want his FULL NAME. NOW.

BTW: I figured it out:

I would like to be called a FRONTSIDE 180. Just like my man Deltarider.

Delta: Props.

deltarider · Guest

sorry.....i don't think it is going to happen...actually it is not going to happen. Wink

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

Capt. Jack Im convinced you're PIRATE

parky · Kickflip Joined: 04 Oct 2004 Posts: 3193

electricsnow · cassette Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 10752 City: Jefferton

No way, it's definitely not pirate because this guy can spell...

anyway, welcome to the forums, newbie.

deltarider · Guest

electricsnow, hahahaha newbie...hahahaha.....he might get pissed

shane · Frontside 180 Joined: 21 Mar 2005 Posts: 493 City: Lost

Capt. Jack · Posted: Jan 11, 2006 2:20 am Post subject:

Capt. Jack · Posted: Jan 11, 2006 2:22 am Post subject:

DOESN'T ANYONE WANT TO KNOW TECHNIQUES IN REGARDS TO THE CAPT JACK SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE SHORT SIGHTED. Smash

deepcove · Posted: Jan 11, 2006 2:23 am Post subject:

PIRATE · Guest

HAHAHAHAHHA

electricsnow, i know you checked the I.P adress though. Laughing

Capt. Jack · Posted: Jan 11, 2006 11:56 am Post subject:

Okay. 8 a.m already and no word on my status change. No pm's about the capt. jack special. hmmm. You guys better be careful or I just might stop posting.

88skisupreme · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Nov 2004 Posts: 1342 City: ATX

Don't worry about that Delta kid he's just a little kid that watches too much Fox News.

Capt Jack you are the coolest new person on here.

Lets see the CAPT JACK SPECIAL

Capt. Jack · Posted: Jan 11, 2006 12:15 pm Post subject:

More like it. Here is a picture of me just about to land it. Although bear w/ me because the pic was taken right before Sir Francis Duke and I captured the Manila Galleon Cacafuego as it produced enough treasure to pay off England's debt (1579).

Capt. Jack · Posted: Jan 11, 2006 12:16 pm Post subject:

a little foggy, I know, but you get the picture.