poop

PIRATE · Guest

how was the last crap you took ????

Im going to go in a couple of minuetes after my break is done. (its kind of like scoring a double break.) I 'll go and pick up a boat trader and then its off to my thrown.

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

I have to dump some right now I think I am gonna grab an old wakeboarding mag. The last time I took dump it was so big it wouldn't flush down the hole so I used my roommates broom to give it a little nudge.

danEMT · Faceplant Joined: 28 Sep 2004 Posts: 17 City: Lantana

Nice topic. Know whats better than a magazine, wireless internet on a laptop. You can take care of business and post at the same time. The wonders of technology.

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

I definitely agree with you, does anybody notice if you take a good magazine in with you taking a crap turn into about a 20 minutes ordeal cause you don't want to stop reading the magazine.

stompin9s · Posted: Sep 29, 2005 11:13 am Post subject:

yea sometimes i just poop and sit there anyway to read the mag. so peaceful

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

well i clogged my moms bathroom cuz my bro was up in ours. felt good, she about died when she walked in after i left lol Shocked

but my fav crap story is when i lived in columbus ohio in these apartments. well i come home one day and money is missing out of my wallet and it says maintenence guys had been in the house takin care of stuff. so im pissed they stole it so i took a dump cuz it was gona relieve some stress. well anywho it ends up i clogged that beach.
well anyway i didnt have a plunger at the time so i was like well il call th guys who stole my money and let them smell my stew. so anyway we called and they didnt come for like 3 days.
in the meantime i had to use the downstairs bathroom. so the folowing day i clogged the downstairs toilet also.lol so the only bathroom left is my moms.

so 3 days after the original clogging with 2/3 of the tiolets clogged, i go to use the only bathroom in the house, my moms. well guess what, i clogged that one to Cool

So my mom was like damnit ben and cussing me out, so we called the guys again.
they came that day and had to unclog all three bathrooms. lmao my bathroom smelled soooooo efin bad, crap had been in it for 3 days straight, lmao so when i got home there was a note on the table(required to leave one sayin the where in the house) and i forget what the guy wrote but u could tell he was pised. so lesson learned is dont steal from me Laughing

on a side note the smell n my bathroom didnt go away for a week Shocked

Iamjesse · Posted: Sep 29, 2005 9:45 pm Post subject:

Good poop prank... next time your at a party or some guys house you dont like, or even if you want to be an ass to a friend, go upper deck... take a shizzle in the top part of the toilet, where the lid is... take the lid of the top and shizzle in that thing where that lil plunger thing is.... what happens is everytime you flush for like a week it just circulates and you cant get the shizzle out of the toilet.... so you got a clogged toilet for a lot longer than you want one... haha

Vance Collins · Guest

Ive been readin the same issue of alliance for about 93 trips now..

freerider4 · Backside 180 Joined: 14 Sep 2003 Posts: 2462

same here I finally got my crap in that I meant to do right after I posted earlier.

mike.h · Posted: Sep 29, 2005 11:07 pm Post subject:

wakemitch · Posted: Sep 30, 2005 12:33 am Post subject:

i need the new wbm to get here. i have no reading material

Friedhouse · Pop Shuvit Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Posts: 189 City: Las Vegas

I have a gameboy in my poop pad, i rock the super mario bros all the time, defenitly helps the flow of things.

pipo · Backside 180 Joined: 13 Oct 2004 Posts: 1214 City: 0172

put some poop in a newspaper make sure it burns and put it on somebody's doorstep and ring the bell

PIRATE · Guest

poop rules !!!!!!!!! Twisted Evil

BillyOLDS · Posted: Sep 30, 2005 1:30 pm Post subject:

this one is for u pirate, it was taken a lil while ago

Jesse · Posted: Sep 30, 2005 2:09 pm Post subject:

DAMN !!!!

one-eyed sailor551 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Mar 2005 Posts: 1111 City: mahopac

arggh it be a sea monst... oh wait its just a turd Laughing

PIRATE · Guest

that is f#$ing dirty....

Did anyone else notice there's no toilet paper in that bowl, that means chad was walking around with s#it all over his a$$, while he got his camera. Shocked

Did you pull your pants up and walk around your house with the s#it on your ass or did you walk around naked ????

your poor roomates. Laughing

frawley · Posted: Sep 30, 2005 2:38 pm Post subject:

did any1 else notice the blood?

integrity640 · Kickflip Joined: 30 Oct 2004 Posts: 2866 City: Ocala

PIRATE, frawley, Laughing

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy shat thats big Shocked