american beer

[Trac]

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King of Beers,’ a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.” The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Molson’s?” The Molson president replies, “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”

[Poo]

since we're in the spirit of jokes, i'll join in, read if you please, mines long

3 men go into pergatory, one is a math professor, one is a rich politician, the other is a dimwitted trailer park style red neck.

the devil suddenly appears and says, "if you ask me any question and I get it wrong, you will go to heaven, but if I get it right, you will be deemed straight to HELL.

so the so the math professor asked some crazy question like"what's the equivilant to 17x=2b-43x=-15x=73b-0.03% ?"(paraphrased)

the devil got it right and the man bursted into flames and was gone.

then the politician feeling all high and mighty and asked "what is the capital of America?" the devil quickly answered "Washington DC"

the same thing happened to him as the professor.

the redneck, feeling nervous and scred for his fate asked for a chair with nine holes in it, he sat down on the chair and let a loud squeeky fart.he then asked, "which hole did i fart out of?"

the devil examined the chairfrom top to bottom and answered " the center hole in the top row" with a confident chuckle.

the redneck smiled and said"NOPE my ass hole!"