WHATS THE COOLEST BATHROOM/OUTHOUSE QUOTE EVER

L.O.W PRIDE · Pop Shuvit Joined: 07 Dec 2004 Posts: 193 City: the hiv

HERE I SIT, BROKEN HEARTED
TRIED TO SHYT BUT ONLY FARTED

TTUFAN24 · Posted: Jan 17, 2005 1:57 pm Post subject:

L.O.W PRIDE, an all time low for this site is right now.

L.O.W PRIDE · Pop Shuvit Joined: 07 Dec 2004 Posts: 193 City: the hiv

i know

PIRATE · Guest

L.O.W PRIDE, FOLLOWED BY

THEN ONE DAY I TOOK A CHANCE TRIED TO FART, BUT SHyT MY PANTS

L.O.W PRIDE · Pop Shuvit Joined: 07 Dec 2004 Posts: 193 City: the hiv

PIRATE, followed by

and when u wipe go front ot back, or risk the wrath "shyt on yer sack"

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

There once was a man from Nantucket, with a d_ck so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin "If my ear was a c_nt, I would f_ck it!"

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

once when I was young and had no sence I took a piss on an electric fence, it hurt so bad it shocked my balls then I took a crap in my overalls

nick · Posted: Jan 17, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject:

Grouch, Where've ya been?

Greg T · Skeezer Joined: 13 Sep 2003 Posts: 2448 City: ohio

L.O.W PRIDE, PIRATE, you two having the same picture things makes it hard to know whos talking.

i dont know about anyone else, but when i want to see who is saying something, i just look at the picture.

wakeskatefooo · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 908 City: odessa

same here

gate-rider · Backside 180 Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 550

saw this one in a bathroom once

" Here i sat over loaded i sat i s**t and the i f*****g exploded"

PIRATE · Guest

gate-rider, wtf are you bableing about (spelling) ?

here i sit all tired and dirty trying to shyt untill 3:30

also when i worked construction someone wrote in the portapotie " toxic liquid below all turds must be hand lowered"

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

SleuCrew · Posted: Jan 18, 2005 5:58 am Post subject:

This is more of a story and just a quote... I was in this bar in san diego and for those of you that have been to a bar... alot of little bars have chalk boards people write on in them.

Anyways i was in the stall taking a piss and i look at the chalk board and it says "any whimp can shizzle in a toilet, but it takes a real man to shizzle on the celing"....

So i look up and sure as shizzle somebody took a crap in a piece of toilet paper and flung it on the celing.... that shizzle was just wating to fall on somebody, thank god that somebody was not me!!!

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

SleuCrew, wins LOL, what bar was that, I used to live down in vista and I managed some bands down there so I got pretty familiar with the bar scene in the SD area

Grouch · Kickflip Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC

kento911,

I bet you hung out in Hillcrest. Shocked

kento911 · Kickflip Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3657 City: Phoenix

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN MAN CAN"T YOU KEEP A SECRET Embarassed

SleuCrew · Posted: Jan 18, 2005 2:31 pm Post subject:

It was some little rat hole in PB i wish i could remember the name because people die laughing when i tell that story... i actually have a habbit of looking up before i walk into bathroom stalls now Crazy Eyes

Mr. Top Hat · Dead Joined: 29 Aug 2004 Posts: 5818

SleuCrew, thats so great. im gonna do that at school or something.