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Grouch Kickflip


Joined: 16 Feb 2004 Posts: 3146 City: The OC
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Posted: Sep 17, 2004 1:06 pm Post subject: Male VS. Female Drive-Thru ATM Method |
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Male VS. Female ATM Method
Drive-Thru Teller Machine
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window
with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
locate card.
5. Turn the radio down.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way up.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on
the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
15 Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check make-up again.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into
the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male
driver queuing behind.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
26. Release Parking Brake. _________________ Vive La Jeffe! - JLA is snowboarding!
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wakeskate537 Faceplant


Joined: 16 Sep 2004 Posts: 47 City: warren
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Posted: Sep 17, 2004 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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| your completely right on that one. |
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WCR Pop Shuvit


Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Posts: 160 City: K*Town
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Posted: Sep 19, 2004 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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that is funny i like number 26 the husband would love that one  _________________ **OGC**
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The Pavement 3.6 Backside 180


Joined: 23 Jan 2004 Posts: 572 City: Eustis
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Posted: Sep 19, 2004 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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WCR, for a second I thought you were homo but then I realized you were canadian.  |
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-=AlexXx=- Pillage & Plunder

Joined: 09 Aug 2004 Posts: 17488 City: yes
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Posted: Sep 19, 2004 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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lol good stuff man very true  |
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A-skater41 Pop Shuvit


Joined: 18 Sep 2004 Posts: 123 City: Raleigh
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