woe is me

texasT · Posted: Jul 23, 2011 1:56 pm Post subject: woe is me

went to a nasty-ass fvcking strip club last night for my friends b-day. not only were the girls nasty, they kept coming up to the table to see if anyone was interested (we weren't).

on the way home i got stopped for going 13 over (supposedly) and got a $200 ticket. woo-hoo Mad

somebody send me some good vibes down here in tx or something!

Steven M · Posted: Jul 23, 2011 4:00 pm Post subject:

If you weren't interested then why'd you go to a strip club? Let alone a nasty one?

The ticket sucks though, I'd recommend a bottle of whisky for the woe's.

texasT · Posted: Jul 23, 2011 4:22 pm Post subject:

you cant just say no to a friends bday, plus so many people backed out. also we didnt know it was bad until we got there.

ZackFL(BRE) · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Posts: 2386 City: Tampa

sounds like you would have had more fun at a male strip club. quit speeding and you wont get tickets or get a radar.

texasT · Posted: Jul 23, 2011 5:24 pm Post subject:

i could have sworn i was cruising at 38. i drive a wrangler and i typically never speed. AND the road was bumpy as sh*t so i cant imagine i was speeding.

also i couldnt really see anything positive coming out of you when i saw you were the last to post on this thread so i probably shouldnt have even clicked it. sorry for thinking you were better than you are.

Gregeo · Guest

Nasty strippers are better than no strippers in my opinion. Just close your eyes during the lap dance and imagine its whoever you want it to be.........

texasT · Posted: Jul 23, 2011 6:01 pm Post subject:

Ky · Pop Shuvit Joined: 22 Mar 2011 Posts: 120 City: Houston

You went to one on the east side, didn't you? Sounds like I need to teach you how to properly speed

Steven M · Posted: Jul 23, 2011 8:56 pm Post subject:

You never say no to a friends bday but you can always leave a shiznackle strip club and head to a better one.

jcoffey · Backside 180 Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 1339

one time i got a lap dance from a one armed stripper.

texasT · Posted: Jul 23, 2011 9:25 pm Post subject:

Gregeo · Guest

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

texasT, what club was it?

texasT · Posted: Jul 24, 2011 1:24 pm Post subject:

Penthouse Club on Westeimer. The magazine did NOT come to life like they promised!

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

being married doesn't allow me to frequent these places, but the last topless bar i was at was awesome... but it was in vegas.

texasT · Posted: Jul 24, 2011 6:50 pm Post subject:

thats waht happens when you get married?? fvck that! lol

ZackFL(BRE) · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Posts: 2386 City: Tampa

texasT · Posted: Jul 25, 2011 12:37 am Post subject:

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jul 25, 2011 5:06 am Post subject:

Hey at least you didnt get herpes or get any one armed strippers pregnant.... Smile

texasT · Posted: Jul 25, 2011 5:36 am Post subject: