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nopulseimpulse
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 Posted: Aug 11, 2010 9:45 pm Post subject: Some Jokes.... |
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman
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crispy
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2010 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| epic...... 1st one especially |
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jeff
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2010 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| cash for clunkers one rules! |
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stompin9s
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| Posted: Aug 12, 2010 8:35 pm Post subject: Re: Some Jokes.... |
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| nopulseimpulse wrote: |
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel |
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Randomhero14
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hahahahaha  |
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nopulseimpulse
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I'm glad to see that this forum can take these jokes now. Not to long ago, there was such a leftist tilt here that posting something like this would of got someone stampeded by libertarded left coasters. Oh well, I guess the lil hipsters grew up a bit.
God, Guns, Democracy!
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POPTART
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nopulseimpulse, u think obama sucking so bad had anything to do with shutting them up?
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