SPAM email

EJazzle · Posted: May 15, 2010 10:52 pm Post subject: SPAM email

I just got this spam email and it made me LOL

<MikeG> · Backside 180 Joined: 31 Dec 2007 Posts: 1293 City: PBG

I think that you should go for it, you never know when a survival kit to protect you and your family will come in handy. Laughing

Gnarly Dancer 42 · 360 flip Joined: 21 May 2007 Posts: 5121 City: kalamazoo

if you dont want it, can i have it Wink

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 16, 2010 12:21 am Post subject:

I got this one the other day, pretty good.
Sorry for the terrible chain letterish configuration its set up in, i just copy pasted.

LET ME SEE
> IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.
>
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH
> KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS
> HARD LABOR.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
> ARE DETAINED
> INDEFINITELY.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
> ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
> YOU WILL BE
> JAILED.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
> ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD
> FROM AGAIN.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
> ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED
> A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER
> ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO
> POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
>
> IF YOU CROSS THE U.S.
> BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
>
> * A JOB,
> * A DRIVERS LICENSE,
> * SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
> * WELFARE,
> * FOOD STAMPS,
> * CREDIT CARDS,
> * SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN
> TO BUY A HOUSE,
> * FREE EDUCATION,
> * FREE HEALTH CARE,
> * A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
> * BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF
> PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN
> YOUR LANGUAGE
> * THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR
> COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST
> THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
> * AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU
> CAN VOTE.
> *
>
>
> I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A
> FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION
>
>
>
> PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING ....FORWARD TO ALL OF
> YOUR FRIENDS &
> FAMILY
>
> IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA
> !!!!!!!!!!!!

EJazzle · Posted: May 16, 2010 10:28 pm Post subject:

i having been going back and forth for about 25 emails with this one scammer now. I can't sleep and cant think of anything better to do. I figure i would waste his time that he could be actually scamming someone else.

overstreet31 · Posted: May 16, 2010 10:31 pm Post subject:

i would love to see the progression of those emails. I'm sure it would be some very interesting reading.......

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 16, 2010 10:34 pm Post subject:

dontevenreply.com

so good^^^

eviltweak · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Jul 2008 Posts: 839 City: Nor Cal

Mnanage vyouro cholemsteroljt level –m it will help you prevent a hefart alttackz

^^subj. of a spam email i just got

EJazzle · Posted: May 16, 2010 11:13 pm Post subject:

I still have this guy going.

nick · Posted: May 17, 2010 8:32 pm Post subject:

-=AlexXx=-, Would you like the USA to brand them with an iron, shoot them, or put them into forced labor? Right wing rhetoric via chain mail is awesome by the way Laughing

This is a good chunk of the reason why I am against illegal immigration: Immigration by the Numbers

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: May 17, 2010 9:09 pm Post subject:

nick, dont think any of what you suggested, but i did think it was an interesting chain letter lol. I never knew about all those other countries procedures. Ill have to watch that video when i have some time.

EJazzle · Posted: May 17, 2010 9:55 pm Post subject:

nick, gotta love the epic chart Laughing