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rukusrider103
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 Posted: Oct 06, 2004 9:52 pm Post subject: i am king. |
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i found parkys resume'
hello ten-80,
my name is even park but people call me Parky haha I think that is funny! I am from Canada eh. and im 15 and i am very good at wakeskating, my friend j-dog thinks im sick. and everytime my mom see's me do awesome tricks she screams!! (but then again when our friend grouch is over she screams a little harder  ) but i can do all kinda awesome things eh such as 360 shuvits and frontside and backside bigspins on the carpet. eh. my mom also tells me i look very good which will help you sale products..im the next brian grubb. i took the liberty to model a few of your products (see pics below) i think i would be awesome for this company because i allready have every artical of clothing you have released anyway... so you dont even have to send me anything.. my other sponcers include... LF canada.. and im also sponcerd by both moomba AND supra boats. and ?winfield prep? and way too many to list... every competition i enter i win.. (see pic below) i can actually help get some of you product into local shops.. mommy has her ways. and uhhh... i wanna be in your videos... i wanna ride to that song barbie girl.. ohh and.. did i mention im the king of wakeskating.com? everyone there has icons with me on it.. you need me on your team i am the king mr.3000, theres even people who try to be like me on the site... (see pic below) they will never be as good as me. basicaly you need me on the team if you want your company to suceed. i also sent this letter to the following clothing companys so you better hurry before i sign with them. thanks eh. , parky
frw message to....
say i wont
billabong
volcom
oshkosh b gosh
split
gap kids
313
fluid
quicksilver
hurly
reef
ripcurl
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| this is the look that aaron reed stole from me cause im so awesome... also do you see all the trophies? i am king. |
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| this is a nice headshot near your logo.... |
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| this is me wearing your gear.... i took this shot so you can see how awesome i look and how good your company will be represented... see how sexy? |
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| this is a picture of one of the million groupies trying to be like me in everyway |
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Morphine
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Joined: 03 Jun 2004
Posts: 1207
City: 706omg
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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SLKDUFSDLKFU SDLKFU FUHAHAHAHAHA DUFSKDUFSDLKFD WTF LOL IN THE WORDS OF VANCE COLLINS "HOLY CRAP BALLS"!!! THAT IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!
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Fluid
Pop Shuvit
Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Posts: 131
City: Simi Valley, CA
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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ROFL ROFL ROFL
Parky, I want that groupies number.
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Morphine
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Joined: 03 Jun 2004
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City: 706omg
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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PM me, that's me and my mom  
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Yuri
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Joined: 14 Sep 2003
Posts: 1977
City: orlando
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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Parky dont forget to add Abercrombie & Fitch to your clothing sponcer list...
Dude you got that model/sportsman look going in those pics..  It will take you a long way in the industry... Watch out Danny Hampson this young ripper will be taking your spotlight and yo girls!! hahahah lol
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Morphine
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City: 706omg
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Can't forgot Von Dutch and American Eagle either!
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parky
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Joined: 04 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Hahaha how long did it take you to make that write up hahaha
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Grouch
Kickflip
Joined: 16 Feb 2004
Posts: 3146
City: The OC
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO times 1 hundred million.
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wakesk8r9610
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Joined: 23 Sep 2003
Posts: 1267
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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| hahahahahaha that is one of the best things ive everseen.
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BillyOLDS
Kickflip
Joined: 19 Sep 2003
Posts: 3698
City: orlando/winterpark
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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| were do we send applications to be in parky's posse? anyone know?
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parky
Kickflip
Joined: 04 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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| my e-mail
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daniel
Back Big
Joined: 26 Apr 2004
Posts: 3669
City: Duncan
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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| ok sweet you will be recieving mine shortly.
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BillyOLDS
Kickflip
Joined: 19 Sep 2003
Posts: 3698
City: orlando/winterpark
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| Posted: Oct 06, 2004 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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| hey parky how hard are u gna be on new applicants? like do i even have a chance?
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Michael Manzer
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Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 710
City: lake of the ozarks, MO
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2004 12:32 am Post subject: |
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i wanna be in the parky posse....email is on its way
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parky
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Joined: 04 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2004 12:33 am Post subject: |
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| you guys dont have parky avatars so there is no way your getting in
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Michael Manzer
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Joined: 15 Sep 2003
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City: lake of the ozarks, MO
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2004 1:08 am Post subject: |
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are you kidding....i totally have a parky avatar...all the cool members of parky's posse know that you have to reprazent!!
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R.I.P. JT- we all know you're slayshin up above, smack the lip off a cloud for us!
And there's no way anybody is going to see a manatee, then say calmly " Hey look, a manatee." Those are some scary lookin motherfckers.
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Grouch
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Joined: 16 Feb 2004
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City: The OC
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2004 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Hey Parky,
I want to for 7 jeans or Diesel. Do you think those are cool sponsors? Could you also write my resume for me.
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Zack
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Joined: 26 Sep 2004
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City: lhp
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2004 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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i want in too i am already sponcered by gap and payless we could be on the squad together
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Grouch
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2004 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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ridecable,
You ride for GAP...Do you know Sarah Jessica Parker? Could you hook me up with her? The things i would do to her...or let her do to me! 
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gregg
Backside 180
Joined: 08 Nov 2003
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City: Killen
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| Posted: Oct 07, 2004 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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Grouch, yeah, but you can't forgetto give parky's mom some every now and then
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