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RxSkater
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 Posted: Jun 16, 2009 2:35 pm Post subject: Whys For Men |
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Another great email from my pops; Its a bit explicit but AWESOME
The Whys of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4.. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know...! ... it never happened)
And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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I want to drink a beer that never goes warm
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gporter
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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-=AlexXx=-
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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taku
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City: Central FL
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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That sounds like an email my man hating sister would spam me with 
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JeffKnox
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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RxSkater, i think your dad is a feminist
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stompin9s
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City: Vail - CO
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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pretty funny/normal
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T-Hawk
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| Posted: Jun 16, 2009 11:39 pm Post subject: |
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| JeffKnox, haha, seriously. |
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RxSkater
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2009 11:28 am Post subject: |
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idk i thought it was pretty funny but i was under the influence at the time so my bad if u guys didnt like it
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I want to smoke a joint that lasts forever
I want to drink a beer that never goes warm
Gets you drunk with no hangover
Twice a week I'll try to stay sober |
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T-Hawk
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2009 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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RxSkater, no, man, everyone of them made me laugh.  |
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RxSkater
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City: Satellite Beach/ Orlando
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| Posted: Jun 17, 2009 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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T-Hawk, alright good also long as it gave at least one person a laugh
glad u like it
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So I looked at the clock and it's twenty past four
I want to smoke a joint that lasts forever
I want to drink a beer that never goes warm
Gets you drunk with no hangover
Twice a week I'll try to stay sober |
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