dead weight?(the dramatic conclusion)due to recent interest

kyle41 · Last edited by kyle41 on Jun 09, 2009 2:44 pm; edited 2 times in total

I was fishing tonight and went to pinch a weight down with my line. Unfortunately the weight slipped on my teeth and I swallowed a pee sized lead weight. I found great humor in the situation but my mom freaked and called poison control. I guess ill be fine unless the weight doesnt leave my system. They reccomended I drink mineral oil as a laxative to get the shizzle out of me. I just drank a tablespoon and judging by the directions I should erupt within 6 to 8 hours..............oh joy Very Happy

DIRK · Posted: Jul 09, 2008 8:22 am Post subject:

are you gonna have to seach threw your sh!tt to see if the waits in there? Shocked

taku · Kickflip Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 2868 City: Central FL

LemonWake · Posted: Jul 09, 2008 9:56 am Post subject:

DIRK,

knox · Kickflip Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 4693 City: Gainesville

I'm sorry Kyle but that is priceless. Don't die, and have fun playing with your poo.

k-clark · Posted: Jul 09, 2008 9:59 am Post subject:

mmmm...i love truffels! Laughing

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Jul 09, 2008 10:04 am Post subject:

uidzero · Kickflip Joined: 01 Jun 2005 Posts: 3839 City: Casselberry

metal detector!

BillyOLDS · Posted: Jul 09, 2008 11:27 am Post subject:

why didnt u just puke imediately?

kyle41 · Posted: Jul 09, 2008 2:02 pm Post subject:

BillyOLDS, Hahahha dude you have no idea. I forced myself to puke multiple times until there was pretty much nothing left to puke out.

DIRK, I have a nice shiny strainer sitting next to me. I dont know if im ready for all that though.

Mario C. · Posted: Jul 09, 2008 2:07 pm Post subject:

pretty sure they stopped using real lead in splitshot and sinkers a long time ago.

kyle41 · Posted: Jul 09, 2008 2:16 pm Post subject:

it deffinately says contains lead on the back

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

kyle41, soo funny ......
how big was it?

kyle41 · Posted: Jul 09, 2008 2:38 pm Post subject:

bigger then a pee, smaller then a marble.

I just had my first search specimen. No success. Ill keep you guys updated Laughing

daniel · Back Big Joined: 26 Apr 2004 Posts: 3669 City: Duncan

kyle41, i wanna see a picture of this weight after.

cleaned.

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

knox · Kickflip Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Posts: 4693 City: Gainesville

any updates? this story is gripping

Calskater23 · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Jun 2007 Posts: 1795 City: FRESNO

Next time use pliers to put the split shot on your line. Sheeesh, what do i need to go Bill Dance on your @ss?

fastgreens · Kickflip Joined: 29 Dec 2007 Posts: 3563 City: baytown

DIRK, I have a nice shiny strainer sitting next to me. I dont know if im ready for all that though.[/quote]

Laughing

DIRK · Posted: Jul 09, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject: