Swine flu pick-up lines

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

“I’d let you cough on me without a mask on.”

“Swine flu isn’t the only human-to-human transmission I can think of.”

“Looking at you makes me Level 5 outbreak in my pants.”

“I haven’t been this attracted to a woman since the SARS outbreak.”

“You better get used to this, since there’s a good chance we’re going to be the last two people left on Earth.”

“From what I understand, one of the ways to avoid the flu is by upping your levels of protein. And what do you know, I have some stored up.”

“Swine flu or not, can I offer you some pork?”

“I have at least three diseases that are way less serious than swine flu.”

“Look at it this way: Since swine flu is passed on by saliva and phlegm, we don’t even have to waste time kissing.”

“H1 plus N1 equals us.”

feel free to add on.

text one now! tell us how it goes Smile

CGA PFD · Posted: May 04, 2009 8:57 pm Post subject:

Diabeetus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pod4jIKT_kA

"These are my testing supplies." Cool

mr.foonis · Posted: May 04, 2009 9:06 pm Post subject:

lol awesome Cool

TWG · Kickflip Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 3258

my cousin just died from swine (h1n1) flu..... real funny

TWG · Kickflip Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 3258

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

TWG, might be selling my kink for cheap... has profile cranks, federal freecoaster, bunch of shadow shizzle. and is pretty dam new. if you know anyone

jboss · Kickflip Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Posts: 3210 City: Chalmette

"I have swine flu, let's fvck."

"You know what the difference between H1N1 and R2D2?

Me neither. Let's fvck."

"I know what the cure for swine flu is!!! My jizz in your face! Let's fvck!"

Bulletproof.

W · Posted: May 05, 2009 8:13 pm Post subject:

As soon as I saw the 'pick up line' part, I knew it had to be Soy.

So to play along, I made my own:

If you think the swine flu is bad, take a look at my swollen member.

RISE-WITH-THE-FALLEN · Pop Shuvit Joined: 13 Apr 2006 Posts: 128 City: austin

"Is that a swine flu vaccine needle in your pants or are you just happy to see me"

samcollett · Posted: May 07, 2009 7:20 pm Post subject:

i've changed the name to bacon fever. and/or pork plague.