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scott a
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 Posted: Apr 09, 2009 2:41 am Post subject: Robots think we taste like bacon... |
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Well, it was nice knowing you fvckers!
| Quote: | Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon
Let the robot holocaust commence: robots think we taste like bacon.
Researchers at NEC System technologies and Mie University have designed the cute little guy to the right: a metal man gastronomist, "an electromechanical sommelier", capable of identifying wines, cheeses, meats and hors d'oeuvres. Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed. The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure uses...like "tell me what this strange grayish lump at the back of my freezer is/was."
But when some smart aleck reporter placed his hand in the robot's omnivorous clanking jaw, he was identified as bacon. A cameraman then tried and was identified as prosciutto.
Absolutely horrifying. Like cows, once robots taste blood, their hunger for human flesh can never be satiated. Japanese unveil robot wine steward |
http://blog.wired.com/tableofmalcontents/2006/11/robot_identifie.html
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RxSkater
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2009 8:31 am Post subject: |
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 OH WE'RE ALL fizzle NOW
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FenderBass37
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2009 8:37 am Post subject: |
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| hahaha what has this world come to? ridiculous... |
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Mr. Top Hat
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2009 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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| i blame canada |
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chrisd
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2009 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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I wonder what this robot would think tube steak is?
I can think of something to stick in her omnivorous clanking jaw.......... |
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Le Jalapeno
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2009 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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| chrisd, you my friend. are amazing. |
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