Ressurected (sp?) you know your a wakeskater...

eviltweak · Backside 180 Joined: 11 Jul 2008 Posts: 839 City: Nor Cal

ive been sick for two weeks so ive read every alliance wake skate article and i came across this one post your favorite you know your a wakeskater jokes.

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Mar 09, 2009 12:44 am Post subject:

when any puddle, pond or sewage drain looks like an oasis of winching heaven.

Knightrider · Pop Shuvit Joined: 04 Dec 2008 Posts: 120 City: The Hills

When your car smells like moldy wetsuit

carive · Frontside 180 Joined: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 405 City: Manila

when you do shuvs without any boards and or water

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Mar 09, 2009 2:04 am Post subject:

when you use your phone as a finger skate.

ollieshuvitz · Posted: Mar 09, 2009 2:28 am Post subject:

when you shoot a holga by day, and blog by night

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Mar 09, 2009 2:36 am Post subject:

when people ask you "how do you stay on the board if your not attached?"

mergeleft3 · Backside 180 Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 673 City: Orlando

When you are 27 years old and the neighborhood kids want to know why you have a trampoline and have no kids yourself.

T-Hawk · Posted: Mar 09, 2009 7:33 am Post subject:

You see the slightest area of water, and you tell your friend, "dude we're winching that.."

Raven · Posted: Mar 09, 2009 7:57 am Post subject:

when u r composing your will and the winch is the first thing on the list Smash

T-Hawk · Posted: Mar 09, 2009 8:03 am Post subject:

Raven,

When you take your shirt off and people laugh at your torso being significantly lighter than your arms, legs, and face. Wink

warlock · Backside 180 Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Posts: 1503 City: AC

BB · Backside 180 Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Posts: 1706

When you take the battery out of your car and stand in the water with it attached with jumper cables to jump your ski....Then to keep it running the entire time just to shred a glassy day~ Laughing

LemonWake · Posted: Mar 09, 2009 11:32 am Post subject:

you give a speech on wakeskating in speech class
and you no longer have to explain it to those 20 people.

Montgomery · Backside 180 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 Posts: 976 City: Rogers

cheapskate · Backside 180 Joined: 09 Sep 2008 Posts: 1424 City: Baytown

when you post 50 times a day on ws.com, 90% of all photos you have are wakeskating involved, and when everyone you know rolls their eyes when you bring up wakeskating (Im surrounded by haters Laughing

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_k3anu r33v3s_ · Ollie Joined: 28 Jun 2008 Posts: 53 City: k-town\ Lc

when you have to tell your school football and soccer coach the reason you dont try out is because it cut into your wakeskating time and you dont work out but your ripped enough to do ninja warrior twice bwahahaha

jcoffey · Backside 180 Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 1339

You get a new board that you are so stoked on that you make everyone at work look at a pic of it. (And they don't have any idea what it is used for)

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

You're dead broke, or have rich parents.

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Mar 09, 2009 12:46 pm Post subject:

when you see the ups, fedex, or dhl truck leaving your neighborhood when your driving in or out and u get over excited. Smash