F*** My Life

ollieshuvitz · Posted: Feb 11, 2009 11:08 pm Post subject: F*** My Life

ollieshuvitz · Posted: Feb 11, 2009 11:12 pm Post subject:

"Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML"

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

Do you really have nothing better to do than read about how someone thinks their life sucks? Laughing

ollieshuvitz · Posted: Feb 11, 2009 11:14 pm Post subject:

"Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying "You definitely take after your mom". FML"

dude i cant *actually* study all day...come on now haha

cheapskate · Backside 180 Joined: 09 Sep 2008 Posts: 1424 City: Baytown

Whoa, I have a little sis. That would warp my mind more than the Indo and liquor.

just take a deep breathe, go for a walk, and start looking for a new place to live Wink

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

There are so many websites that are more worthwhile than fml, though...

cheapskate · Backside 180 Joined: 09 Sep 2008 Posts: 1424 City: Baytown

scott a, I wanna know what website you were on when you found that avatar Laughing

ollieshuvitz · Posted: Feb 11, 2009 11:18 pm Post subject:

scott a, like weather.COM? Laughing

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

It was one of the many that are better than the one chris o listed Laughing

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Feb 12, 2009 5:22 pm Post subject:

scott a, what chickity china the chinese chicken is up your ass dude? ur being such a co<k. how can u say the site is any worse then your avatar?

ollieshuvitz · Posted: Feb 12, 2009 5:26 pm Post subject:

-=AlexXx=-, he just hasnt had his "scottburger" for the day Confused

haha

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Feb 12, 2009 5:30 pm Post subject:

ollieshuvitz, or any pu$$y since he was in highschool.

scott a · "a" is for angel Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 4126

Mario C. · Posted: Feb 12, 2009 5:35 pm Post subject:

yeah that avatar is epic! Laughing

ollieshuvitz · Posted: Feb 12, 2009 5:38 pm Post subject:

-=AlexXx=-, nah im pretty sure he hooked up with more asians at Berkeley then you or i will ever combined in our life Laughing

-=AlexXx=- · Posted: Feb 12, 2009 5:48 pm Post subject:

oh damn it... i want an asian so bad.

ollieshuvitz · Posted: Feb 12, 2009 6:05 pm Post subject:

one word: Cali

Gnarly Dancer 42 · 360 flip Joined: 21 May 2007 Posts: 5121 City: kalamazoo

"Today I found 3 million dollars, I spent it all on candy." FML

Laughing

Steven M · Posted: Feb 12, 2009 8:28 pm Post subject:

ollieshuvitz · Posted: Feb 12, 2009 9:18 pm Post subject:

this wasnt on FML.com, but this is the story of what happened to my (girl) friend's phone at a party or something:

"Haha wellll I was pretty intoxicated and I went to the bathroom and it fell into the toilet and then I peed on it (in the toilet) and then grabbed it out! (gross) and then took it apart and let it dry and someone stole it!!! hahaha thats my favorite part..."