terrible joke thread

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

that's right

straight from the laffy taffy joke vault..........

u got one let it go.....no longer are u limited to tell funny jokes...the worse = the better

1. where do penguins go get money ?

the snow bank

2. whats a pirate's favorite letter?

R!

3. what do you call a guy with no arms no legs and he is in the bushes?

rustle!

Jim.Branton · Guest

where do bees go pee??

the BP station

jcoffey · Backside 180 Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 1339

there were two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and said, its fiznackling hot in here. the other muffin looks at him and says 'holy shizzle a talking muffin!!'

edrex · Backside 180 Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 1020 City: NorCal

Where does a General put his armies?

In his sleevies. Cool

Evan71 · Posted: Sep 04, 2008 4:42 pm Post subject:

why doesnt a seagul fly over the bay?

Because then it would be a bagel

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

im going to read all these again when i get stizzled

CrzyTexan · Frontside 180 Joined: 05 May 2006 Posts: 475

there were two elephants in a bath tub one elephant says to the other "will you pass the soap please?" the other one says " what do you think i am a radio?!"

sandiegoskate · Posted: Sep 04, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject:

skateonwater · Backside 180 Joined: 21 May 2007 Posts: 757

i actually saw this one

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish and an elephant?
jelly the elephant

Cyclone268 · Posted: Sep 04, 2008 7:39 pm Post subject:

How much do polar bears weigh?

Enough to break the ice. Hi my names _______ (insert name here)

ICE BREAKER LOLOLOL

Jim.Branton · Guest

how did the birger king get the dairy queen pregnant?

he forgot to wrap his wopper

DirtyCracker · Guest

whats black and white but red all over.

the newspaper

Jim.Branton · Guest

so a pirate walks into a bar with a stearing wheel in his pants
the bartender says mr. pirate why do you have a stearing wheel in your pants
the pirate says arghh.. i dont no but its driving me nuts

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

this is epic
Laughing

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

what's a ghost's favorite boat to ride behind?

mali-BOO

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

soy escuala, i started this thread for that joke Smash

DirtyCracker · Guest

soy escuala, who wears tight shorts and crys thier self to sleep every night?

greg jones Smash

<3greg

Donk · Posted: Sep 05, 2008 11:28 am Post subject:

Why was the strawberry crying?
His mother was in a Jam.

What did one tired shrub say to the other?
I'm bushed.

What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner.

And a riddle...

What gets wetter as is dries?

A towel.

soy escuala · Backside 180 Joined: 16 Jan 2006 Posts: 2248

who's cool in tennessee?

no one

POPTART · 360 flip Joined: 24 Jul 2007 Posts: 7621

soy escuala, whos bored at their gf's and killz the stoak?

u